Clint: It's not like there's anything wrong with falling for a villainess. Some of them are very, very sexy.

Hank: Says the man who almost became a communist agent just because the Black Widow was willing to sleep with him.

Clint: Natasha defected!

Peter: What do you mean, villains? I don't do villains. There's absolutely nothing to all of those rumors about me and the second Green Goblin. Harry and I were just friends. Very, very close friends who... um. That was before he was a villain so it doesn't count! And Felicia wasn't really a supervillain. She was just... morally ambiguous.

Clint: Damn. You've had sex with more people than I have.

Peter: I didn't want to. Felicia wouldn't leave me alone and she has these, I mean, her costume is all *makes hourglass hand gesture*