I had a cousin in town from CA who is 11 and addicted to Twilight. And, of course, another cousin who is 15 and who loved to make fun of it. We teased the younger one so much over her sparkly vampires.

And she had a friendship necklace that said "and the lion fell" on one and "in love with the lamb" on the other and we just kept harping on the lion falling bit.

We're horrible. But vampires do. not. sparkle. I've read some of the first book and will probably rent the movie when it's on DVD just to see what the fuss is over, but no sparkles.

That said... I totally love the sketch. Especially the tiny insert. Too cute.