What Tony Stark Didn't Want to Know About Billy and Teddy's Sex Life

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First Crush (Billy/Teddy) or What Tony Stark Didn't Want to Know About Billy and Teddy's Sex Life
Title: First Crush (Billy/Teddy) Or "What Tony Stark Didn't Want to Know About Billy and Teddy's Sex Life"
Arthor: me (cat_13145)
Who: Billy/Teddy, Steve/Tony
What comic?Young and Proper Avengers
Rating: NC 17
Summary: Billy and Teddy are talking first crushes. Tony overhears.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, Steve would still be alive and he and Tony would be married! But I don't, I just play with them, and then sadly put them back in the cupboard when I'm done.
Author's notes: This idea came from dorcas_gustinevaltyr discussion on the cap_ironman bunny hutch. so hope they enjoy it. they were talking about Billy and Teddy role-playing as Cap and Tony.My brain took plus  Firsts and Lasts and Property Of (which I now can't find and came up with this.>
Massive thanks to my beta saphirerose1986 I honestly have no idea how she puts up with me. The title and the fact this is free of spelling mistakes is all her work.
 

 

“No.”

“Come on.”

“NO!”

“I told you mine.”

Teddy couldn’t see what was more embarrassing than admitting that his first crush had been on his best friend. His Straight best friend. His Straight, Homophobic best friend.

“No.”

“Billy.”

The dark haired mutant buried himself into the pillow and said in a low voice.

“Captain America.”

Teddy couldn’t help it, he blinked.

“As in Steve Rogers?”

A muffled groan from the pillow confirmed this.

“As in the current Captain America.”

Billy groaned even louder. Teddy ran his hands through his hair.

“O.K. How…?”

“Marvel Year in Review Magazine. 1990.” The pillow replied. Teddy frowned for a moment, thinking.

“He was their man of the year wasn’t he?”

The dark hair moved up and down.

“The guy in my local comic store used to have them in the window. He was standing there on the cover on one of the lower shelves, looking so…good!” The head was slowly lifted up from the pillow and added “I was totally over that crush by the time we met. I mean, it was stupid.”

Teddy gazed down at the dark haired mutant, his eyes full of love.

“Well,” he said, running his fingers along Billy’s spine. “What’s the point of being a shape shifter if you can’t indulge your boyfriend’s prepubescent fantasies?”

*

Tony was making his way back to his and Steve’s room, when he heard the voices.

“So how does this go? Do we..?”

“Um. No. Sorry to disappoint, but back then that sounded kinda disgusting to be frank. I’d only figured it out a couple of months before we got together.”

“So what…?”

“Well, I’d get down beside him, you, and I’d undo the costume.” There was a pause, “Does this thing actually have a zip?”

“No idea. Interesting question. For another day though.”

“Right, well I’d undo the costume and take you in my mouth and…”

“Ohhhh! That’s good.”

“Yeah.” Soft moans and muffled groans came from the direction of the room.

“Oh. The door.”

“You’re evil you know!” Coming from a half Skrull, Tony found this interesting.

“Yeah, but…”

“Everyone knows!”

“Yeah, but,” there was the creak of a floor boards, as Billy got to his feet, “If the money I’ve got ridding with Tommy is worth anything, Stark might object…”  

Tony fled.

*

“Tony!” Steve was standing in the door way of their shared bathroom, arms folded, regarding his lover with irritated amusement.

“I thought we’d discussed this.”

“We did.”

“Then why?” Steve’s hands hovered over the marker across his stomach spelling out the words “Property of Stark Industries.”

Tony grinned at him.

“Trust me. After what I saw this afternoon, I don’t want there to be any doubts.”

He dried his hands on a small white towel.

“It’s only temporary.” He continued calmly. “Until we can get a ring.”

“A ring?” Steve’s eyes widened. “Anthony Stark are you asking me to marry to you?”

Tony grinned sphinx like.

Almost forgot here’s the Marvel Year of Review cover here