Steve retaliates by calling Tony Jane. Tony throws a pineapple, or possibly a dead guinea fowl, at him. They get into a fight. It occurs to Tony, as they wrestle wearing only loincloths and Steve's sun tan lotion, that Steve is some kind of evil genius and Tony should be more on his guard, but he can start doing that when Steve doesn't actually have his thigh pressing against Tony's dick. He's pretty sure this is not a standard leg-lock.
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