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Title: Babysitting Duty
Author:kijikun
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Universe: MA/616 mashup
Beta:ani_bester
A/N: I had fun writing this, so I hope you enjoy it. :D Happy Holidays
Summary: Tony really didn't mean to volunteer as a babysitter.
Tony found Steve sitting on the living room couch sketching. He sank down into the cushion and bumped his knee against Steve. "So, I might have accidentally agreed to babysit the Richard's children tonight."
"How do you accidentally agree to babysit, Tony?" Steve asked, looking up at Tony.
Tony looked a little sheepish and slumped further into the living room couch. "Sue doesn't play fair that's how," he grumbled. He's due at the Tower soon and he has no idea what he's going to do with the kids. Franklin he can figure out - he thinks - but Val was still pretty young.
Steve raised his eye brow. "Tony, I've meet Sue."
"Well then you know she doesn't play fair," Tony complained. Then sighed heavily when Steve looked at him expectantly. "I was working on something with Reed when she asked if I'd be willing to babysit sometime."
"How is that not fair?" Steve asked. Steve smiled, and Tony's pretty sure Steve was laughing at him on the inside. Not that anyone would believe that Captain America was capable of such things.
Tony rolled his eyes. "She does the same thing to Reed, wait until he's working on something and not really paying attention the ask him something. I just sort of smiled and nodded."
"And she called you tonight because she needs a sitter? What about Ben or Johnny?" Steve asked. He was still smiling but he stroked the back of Tony's neck.
Tony really was incapable of staying mad at him. Or even annoyed with him. "Ben has a date. Johnny has a -- well he's going to the X-Mansion apparently to 'hang out with' Bobby Drake."
Steve does laugh at that. "Sue still have her rule about Franklin going to the X-Mansion."
Tony smirked. "That he can't go until Emma puts on clothing? Yeah, last I heard she was still holding to that rule. Poor Emma she's never going to live that outfit down." For reasons that didn't need mentioning, because Tony didn't know the reasons, Jean, Wanda, and Emma had all been wearing what amounted to dominatrix underwear in a picture the press got a hold off. Tony had lent Xavier his PR team as a favor to Ororo.
Steve shook his head. "I'm just surprised she didn't call Peter or Jean first."
"Are you saying I'm lousy babysitter material?" Tony asked with mock offense.
"Well, you wouldn't be the first person to come to my mind, Tony. That's all I'm saying," Steve told him, then leaned in and kissed Tony before he could respond.
When Tony came up for air, he pinned Steve with an accusing glare. "Are you distracting me from the converstion with sex? Because that's my job."
"Kissing isn't sex, Tony," Steve admonished. He nipped Tony's skin just under his ear sending a pleasure filled shiver down Tony's spine. "And we don't have time before Sue expects us at the Tower."
Tony tilted his head to give Steve better access to his throat. "I'd call you a tease but I think there are laws against calling Captain America that."
Steve bit Tony's earlobe and carefully tugged it. Tony moaned, digging his fingers into Steve's shoulder. "I learned from the best."
Tony moaned again, because Steve was right - they didn't have time for sex. "I'd better get sex after we put the kids to sleep," he grumbled, pulling away from Steve.
Steve threaded his fingers through Tony's short hair and kissed him again. "You can wait until we get home tonight."
Tony seriously doubted that, but it would be easier to convince Steve later then argue with him now. "I guess duty calls then."
***
"I think this is called retreating," Franklin said mournfully, watching Tony put in the Snow White disk into the player.
“We are not retreating – we are advancing in another direction," Tony said in a low, confidentially voice to Franklin.
Franklin gave him a skeptical look that reminded Tony of when Reed first met Thor. He was certain the eight year old would declare bullshit like Reed had if it wasn't for him being worried about being tattled on.
Tony patted his shoulder. "It could be a full on surrender so cheer up. Plus when faced with Captain America and a two year girl with rather impressive lung capacity, there are worse things then having to watch Snow White first, then Treasure Planet."
Steve was playing ittys bitty spider with Val on the couch, and granted didn't look like much of a threat at all. "We could take them," Franklin said, folding his arms. He looked rather more like his Uncle Johnny then his dad in that moment.
"Maybe, but you don't want to be on the wrong end of his 'I'm disappointed in you' look. Trust me on this kiddo," Tony assured him. He rubbed Franklin's hair. "Anyways its only fair to your sister since she goes to bed earlier than you."
That seemed to perk Franklin up. "Can I stay up until mom and dad get home?"
"Only if I wanted your mother to kill me. Which I don't," Tony laughed. He turned on the movie and tossed the remote on the couch. "If I remember right the opening credits last a few minutes, so let's get the popcorn shall we?"
When Tony and Franklin came back with the popcorn, soda for Tony and Steve, a juice box for Franklin, and a sippy cup for Val, Snow White was singing into a well about her Prince. Tony really didn't get this movie. Sleeping Beauty at least had a dragon in it. But Steve was smiling happily, and Val seemed entranced so it really wasn't that bad.
Franklin and Val sat between them, and Tony wasn't exactly going to cuddle with Steve in front of Sue and Reed's kids. For all Franklin's complaints he looked pretty interested pretty quickly, and even seemed a bit worried during the forest scene.
The heroine of the hour had just gotten to the dwarves house -- and Tony manged to distract himself for several minutes wondering in this case if it was dwarfs or dwarves -- and Tony was restless. He wanted to be back at the mansion, working in his lab, not setting watching this movie. Steve stretched his arm out across the back of the couch and curled his hand at the back of Tony's neck.
Suddenly, watching the rest of the movie didn't seem that bad.
***
In the end, Tony was too tired after getting both kids to bed to want to convince Steve to do anything. Even going to bed at different times it seemed to take forever to get each of them settled down for the night.
"I'm never having kids," Tony declared sinking into the couch next to Steve.
Steve chuckled and curled his arm around Tony's shoulder. "That's good to hear since I don't think your bioglical capable of it."
Tony narrowed his eyes at the side of Steve's head. "You know what I meant."
"I know, but you would make a great father, Tony. You were good with them tonight," Steve told him, nuzzling Tony's neck more out of affection than lust. "
"Very funny. If I wasn't so tired, I'd laugh," Tony grumbled. "I only put up with Snow White because its one of your favorites and Val is cute."
Steve laughed softly. "So -- want to mess around?"
Tony elbowed him in the ribs, but that just made Steve laugh harder.
Author:
kijikunRating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Universe: MA/616 mashup
Beta:
ani_besterA/N: I had fun writing this, so I hope you enjoy it. :D Happy Holidays
Summary: Tony really didn't mean to volunteer as a babysitter.
Tony found Steve sitting on the living room couch sketching. He sank down into the cushion and bumped his knee against Steve. "So, I might have accidentally agreed to babysit the Richard's children tonight."
"How do you accidentally agree to babysit, Tony?" Steve asked, looking up at Tony.
Tony looked a little sheepish and slumped further into the living room couch. "Sue doesn't play fair that's how," he grumbled. He's due at the Tower soon and he has no idea what he's going to do with the kids. Franklin he can figure out - he thinks - but Val was still pretty young.
Steve raised his eye brow. "Tony, I've meet Sue."
"Well then you know she doesn't play fair," Tony complained. Then sighed heavily when Steve looked at him expectantly. "I was working on something with Reed when she asked if I'd be willing to babysit sometime."
"How is that not fair?" Steve asked. Steve smiled, and Tony's pretty sure Steve was laughing at him on the inside. Not that anyone would believe that Captain America was capable of such things.
Tony rolled his eyes. "She does the same thing to Reed, wait until he's working on something and not really paying attention the ask him something. I just sort of smiled and nodded."
"And she called you tonight because she needs a sitter? What about Ben or Johnny?" Steve asked. He was still smiling but he stroked the back of Tony's neck.
Tony really was incapable of staying mad at him. Or even annoyed with him. "Ben has a date. Johnny has a -- well he's going to the X-Mansion apparently to 'hang out with' Bobby Drake."
Steve does laugh at that. "Sue still have her rule about Franklin going to the X-Mansion."
Tony smirked. "That he can't go until Emma puts on clothing? Yeah, last I heard she was still holding to that rule. Poor Emma she's never going to live that outfit down." For reasons that didn't need mentioning, because Tony didn't know the reasons, Jean, Wanda, and Emma had all been wearing what amounted to dominatrix underwear in a picture the press got a hold off. Tony had lent Xavier his PR team as a favor to Ororo.
Steve shook his head. "I'm just surprised she didn't call Peter or Jean first."
"Are you saying I'm lousy babysitter material?" Tony asked with mock offense.
"Well, you wouldn't be the first person to come to my mind, Tony. That's all I'm saying," Steve told him, then leaned in and kissed Tony before he could respond.
When Tony came up for air, he pinned Steve with an accusing glare. "Are you distracting me from the converstion with sex? Because that's my job."
"Kissing isn't sex, Tony," Steve admonished. He nipped Tony's skin just under his ear sending a pleasure filled shiver down Tony's spine. "And we don't have time before Sue expects us at the Tower."
Tony tilted his head to give Steve better access to his throat. "I'd call you a tease but I think there are laws against calling Captain America that."
Steve bit Tony's earlobe and carefully tugged it. Tony moaned, digging his fingers into Steve's shoulder. "I learned from the best."
Tony moaned again, because Steve was right - they didn't have time for sex. "I'd better get sex after we put the kids to sleep," he grumbled, pulling away from Steve.
Steve threaded his fingers through Tony's short hair and kissed him again. "You can wait until we get home tonight."
Tony seriously doubted that, but it would be easier to convince Steve later then argue with him now. "I guess duty calls then."
"I think this is called retreating," Franklin said mournfully, watching Tony put in the Snow White disk into the player.
“We are not retreating – we are advancing in another direction," Tony said in a low, confidentially voice to Franklin.
Franklin gave him a skeptical look that reminded Tony of when Reed first met Thor. He was certain the eight year old would declare bullshit like Reed had if it wasn't for him being worried about being tattled on.
Tony patted his shoulder. "It could be a full on surrender so cheer up. Plus when faced with Captain America and a two year girl with rather impressive lung capacity, there are worse things then having to watch Snow White first, then Treasure Planet."
Steve was playing ittys bitty spider with Val on the couch, and granted didn't look like much of a threat at all. "We could take them," Franklin said, folding his arms. He looked rather more like his Uncle Johnny then his dad in that moment.
"Maybe, but you don't want to be on the wrong end of his 'I'm disappointed in you' look. Trust me on this kiddo," Tony assured him. He rubbed Franklin's hair. "Anyways its only fair to your sister since she goes to bed earlier than you."
That seemed to perk Franklin up. "Can I stay up until mom and dad get home?"
"Only if I wanted your mother to kill me. Which I don't," Tony laughed. He turned on the movie and tossed the remote on the couch. "If I remember right the opening credits last a few minutes, so let's get the popcorn shall we?"
When Tony and Franklin came back with the popcorn, soda for Tony and Steve, a juice box for Franklin, and a sippy cup for Val, Snow White was singing into a well about her Prince. Tony really didn't get this movie. Sleeping Beauty at least had a dragon in it. But Steve was smiling happily, and Val seemed entranced so it really wasn't that bad.
Franklin and Val sat between them, and Tony wasn't exactly going to cuddle with Steve in front of Sue and Reed's kids. For all Franklin's complaints he looked pretty interested pretty quickly, and even seemed a bit worried during the forest scene.
The heroine of the hour had just gotten to the dwarves house -- and Tony manged to distract himself for several minutes wondering in this case if it was dwarfs or dwarves -- and Tony was restless. He wanted to be back at the mansion, working in his lab, not setting watching this movie. Steve stretched his arm out across the back of the couch and curled his hand at the back of Tony's neck.
Suddenly, watching the rest of the movie didn't seem that bad.
In the end, Tony was too tired after getting both kids to bed to want to convince Steve to do anything. Even going to bed at different times it seemed to take forever to get each of them settled down for the night.
"I'm never having kids," Tony declared sinking into the couch next to Steve.
Steve chuckled and curled his arm around Tony's shoulder. "That's good to hear since I don't think your bioglical capable of it."
Tony narrowed his eyes at the side of Steve's head. "You know what I meant."
"I know, but you would make a great father, Tony. You were good with them tonight," Steve told him, nuzzling Tony's neck more out of affection than lust. "
"Very funny. If I wasn't so tired, I'd laugh," Tony grumbled. "I only put up with Snow White because its one of your favorites and Val is cute."
Steve laughed softly. "So -- want to mess around?"
Tony elbowed him in the ribs, but that just made Steve laugh harder.