OMG, that's why Steve's voice sounded familiar in those youtube clips -- he's Robot Jesus!

Iron Man = Alucard

I'm now desperately trying to recall if the voice actor who sounded like liquid sex poured out of a speaker was in the English-language dub of Hellsing, or if he was the original Japanese voice actor. I think the original, given that I first watched Hellsing as a set of god-awful Hong Kong subs on bootleg VHS.