We still have better than half of H/C month left, if you wanted to a) sign up for meta about baseline vitals and Avenger's medic alert bracelets or b) write the first aid fic.

Tempting. But I really don't know enough canon. I would need more than a beta, more like a co-author. It really should be written by somebody who knows what they're doing. Hell I've never taken a first aid class. But now you almost make me want to give it a try.