I just have to ask: how many other fandoms have unicorn cockrings? The number may determine the proper level of Awesome this fandom contains (as I am not an unbiased source and think it's over 9000 myself).

I... Really don't have anything else to say. This is perfect, unicorny crack and I salute you.

(Also there is now a 5-minute doodle of Doombots rounding up nuns for unicorn-trading in my sketchpad. How did that get there, idek.)