http://amuly.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] amuly.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] cap_ironman2011-10-24 11:10 pm

Five Times the Avengers Blew Up Headquarters... And One Time They Didn't

Title: Five Times the Avengers Blew Up Headquarters... And One Time They Didn't
Pairing: Tony/Steve, Bruce, Nick, Clint, Natalia, Coulson, Thor
Word Count: 3,944
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Avengers Headquarters sees its fair share of explosions, and things that only sound like explosions...
Warnings: minor crude humor, fast and loose mixing of upcoming Joss-movie-verse and comic-verses
A/N: I committed Avengers fic! \o/ So freaking excited for this movie, you guys. OH MY GOSH. Anyway, please ignore the way I not-so-subtly substituted Greek culture for Nordic culture. It's because I was, once upon a time, a Classics major, and so all my ancient society knowledge boils down to Greek or Roman. :/ (If there is a Nordic equivalent for erastês, I'd be happy to learn about it!)

NB: Still trying to figure out which comms to x-post this to. Anyone old to the fandom: is there a preference for [livejournal.com profile] stevelovestony, [livejournal.com profile] cap_ironman, or [livejournal.com profile] avengerslash ? Is one more focused on one thing or another? Is one more active than another?

Nick seemed to be chewing over this information much the same way a Pitt Bull chewed on its last steak before turning his gaze on the fluffy little Pomeranian occupying its backyard. Not that Tony considered himself a Pomeranian. Much more Rottweiler, him. Well, maybe not. Maybe a Doberman. Sleek and streamlined. Or a Greyhound. That could work.

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