He consoles himself with the fact that he's the only one invited into Steve's pants.

Oh God, you just killed me. Don't worry Tony, Steve is planning on getting you into the shoe club for your birthday. But he can't tell you about it. Because the first rule of Shoe Club is that you don't talk about Shoe Club. The second rule is that you MUST get your order in by Thursday, or you'll have to wait until next week, no exceptions