cap_ironman | fic: Freezer Burn, chapter 18

Freezer Burn: Chapter 18
by Domenika Marzione (

miss_porcupine)
Genfic; PG-13-ish
Avengers/Captain America ensemble; a mashup between the movies and the 616-verse.
LJ tag | ao3

Summary: The adventures of Steve Rogers, defrosted soldier, who is missing time but not really all that lost. He's got a surprisingly broad knowledge of lettuces, a working grasp of modern technology, and may or may not be using both to mess with his teammates and save the world.

Clint grunted something that might be agreement or could simply be body soreness. “Do you want me to get you anything? More chocolate milk?”

“It does a body good,” Steve replied mildly, which made Clint cackle gleefully. Bruce and Tony had shown him the youtube clips earlier. “Actually, you could do me a favor and go over to Bruce and Tony’s lair and tell them that I said no and don’t.”

Clint tilted his head warily. “What are you telling them not to do?”

Steve shrugged. “I have no idea, but they’ve been left unattended for…” he trailed off to look at his watch, “five hours. I’m sure they’re up to something that they know they’re not supposed to be.”

Clint’s expression turned speculative. “It could be fun.”

“It could involve putting your mind inside a monkey body,” Steve countered. “Can you dance to an organ?”

He mimed picking a fez up off his head and holding it out for coins.

“I’m going to tell Natasha to beat you up,” Clint warned as he picked up his book and headed out.

“She’s going to do that anyway,” Steve called after him.

Notes: this story is updated in segments on LJ and those segments are bundled into chapters for AO3.
On LJ: part thirty-two | part thirty-three
On AO3: Chapter Eighteen