Awesome porn taglines are my favorite thing. One of these days I need to start writing down the summaries that playboy has on our tv guide back home. We don't even have the channel but we still sometimes go through the summaries for ones like "A stirring rendition of Jane Austen's Emma, except with different plot, characters, and dialogue." and it was like BIG BUSTY BABES 17. They have fun with it, I think.

*loves and pets* It was all worth it in the end, though, right?