I have this idea of them bored one night when there was no mission, and Tony's flipping through the channels. My friends and I make up dialogue for them when we watch TV. We talk about their differing philosophy on life, death and medicine when we watch House. We talk about violence and how sometimes it might be needed if when we watch Jerry Springer. We avoid MTV, and are surprisingly fond of the Military and Speed channels, as well as the Discovery and History channels. We decided they watched Ninja Warrior when they could, too. And Top Gear, just because Tony would laugh and be horrified whenever they light a car on fire (or anything, ever, and it happens once an episode usually), and Steve would love both the show and Tony's reactions.
What I've been trying to figure out is how Tony introduces Steve to porn. Or when. My friends seem to think it was pretty quickly, but I insist that Tony's not that shallow and he understands what is important, and how much of a culture-shock that would be. But you know he'd do it eventually. I have this crack-y idea that Tony starts with hetero porn, and Steve, who's been harboring a secret love for Tony, starts angsting because it's reaffirming that Tony's ohsohetero. And then Tony eventually clues in, probably because of Jan (or maybe Logan, because why not?), and then there's angst-reducing sex. And then Tony shows Steve his stash of gay porn.
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ifwhen we watch Jerry Springer. We avoid MTV, and are surprisingly fond of the Military and Speed channels, as well as the Discovery and History channels. We decided they watched Ninja Warrior when they could, too. And Top Gear, just because Tony would laugh and be horrified whenever they light a car on fire (or anything, ever, and it happens once an episode usually), and Steve would love both the show and Tony's reactions.What I've been trying to figure out is how Tony introduces Steve to porn. Or when. My friends seem to think it was pretty quickly, but I insist that Tony's not that shallow and he understands what is important, and how much of a culture-shock that would be. But you know he'd do it eventually. I have this crack-y idea that Tony starts with hetero porn, and Steve, who's been harboring a secret love for Tony, starts angsting because it's reaffirming that Tony's ohsohetero. And then Tony eventually clues in, probably because of Jan (or maybe Logan, because why not?), and then there's angst-reducing sex. And then Tony shows Steve his stash of gay porn.
Wow, I got off-topic.