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Even more Kitten!Tony
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music_est_vita
Title: Because I'm not myself, you see
Rating: Pg-13 (for harsh language ^_0 )
Archive: Yes
AN: Italics indicate thoughts. Constructive criticism welcome. The fourth in my Transmogrification series. I'm running out of Alice in Wonderland Quotes, so I'm going to have to come up with a new theme... Or just use completely irrelevant quotes rather than semi-relevant like I am now. Maybe I can find another gem from Calvin & Hobbs like Transmogrification.
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me and I'm not making any money off of them, Marvel is. If they belonged to me, well...
Tony missed Steve and his over-protective behavior. Sure, a few hours ago it was annoying and embarrassing, but it hadn't been that bad. It was actually kind of nice, especially when Cap had started to pet him absentmindedly. He found this one place, right behind Tony's ear... When Steve had realized what he was doing, he stopped and apologized to Tony, and Tony didn't know how to tell him to continue without telling everyone else he liked it. He had also kept everyone else away from him, but since he had to leave to report to Nick Fury about Tony's current state, everyone was crowding him.
Iron Fist had somehow appeared, and was joining Peter in his attempt to get Tony to play with a cat toy. It was shiny, with feathers and bells and a brightly coloured pouch at the center. I'm going to kill Danny for encouraging this. Jessica Jones had come with Danny, and she was standing a few feet away with Luke and Jessica Drew watching to see Tony's reaction. None of them were bothering to hide their grins. Why didn't Steve take me with him? Tony had been left at Stark Tower with the rest of the team after Captain America had threatened them about mistreating Iron Man. Obviously they hadn't taken him seriously. I hope Cap follows through with his threats, Tony thought, trying to distract himself from the toy.
I will not pounce the stupid toy. I will not pounce. I will not... fuck it! I'm killing that stupid toy. Tony jumped, grabbed the toy in his claws and started to gnaw at it with his teeth. He knew the others were laughing at him, Peter and Danny were practically rolling on the floor, but he didn't care. After he had been rolling with the toy for a while, his head started to feel funny and he felt giddy. He started to purr as he shredded the toy, and he noticed some green bits falling out of the pouch. Then he noticed Steve was back. He walked right up to Captain America and butted his head against Steve's leg.
"Do you want to explain whats going on here, after I told you to leave Tony alone?" Steve asked, his voice had a dangerous edge to it, and he was glaring at Spider-man as he said it. "Um... Danny and I wanted to see if he liked cat toys. I mean, what harm can a little cat-nip do?" Peter responded, looking rather quiet unsure of himself. Danny was already edging towards the exit, when Steve gave them a look that would make anyones freeze with terror "You've got to the count of three to get out of here," he said, his voice as cold as his glare. The two were gone before he got to two.
"Don't you think thats a bit harsh?" Asked Jessica Jones as Steve picked Tony up. Tony just butted his head into Steve's chest and purred even louder. "They gave a recovering alcoholic, who has inexplicably been changed into a cat a drug. Does that sound like a good idea to you?" Jessica Drew was the one to respond with "When you put it that way..." Jessica Jones then said something about the baby, so she and Luke left, and Jessica Drew soon followed their example.
"What am I going to do with you?" Steve asked, looking at Tony as he cuddled up in Steve's arms. Steve decided to ask Jarvis, because he really didn't know what to do with a kittenish Tony who was high as a kite. When he found Jarvis he suggested that Steve take Tony home with him because "You're his best friend, and is very comfortable with you, sir." So Steve went to his apartment with Tony asleep in his arms.
music_est_vitaTitle: Because I'm not myself, you see
Rating: Pg-13 (for harsh language ^_0 )
Archive: Yes
AN: Italics indicate thoughts. Constructive criticism welcome. The fourth in my Transmogrification series. I'm running out of Alice in Wonderland Quotes, so I'm going to have to come up with a new theme... Or just use completely irrelevant quotes rather than semi-relevant like I am now. Maybe I can find another gem from Calvin & Hobbs like Transmogrification.
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me and I'm not making any money off of them, Marvel is. If they belonged to me, well...
Tony missed Steve and his over-protective behavior. Sure, a few hours ago it was annoying and embarrassing, but it hadn't been that bad. It was actually kind of nice, especially when Cap had started to pet him absentmindedly. He found this one place, right behind Tony's ear... When Steve had realized what he was doing, he stopped and apologized to Tony, and Tony didn't know how to tell him to continue without telling everyone else he liked it. He had also kept everyone else away from him, but since he had to leave to report to Nick Fury about Tony's current state, everyone was crowding him.
Iron Fist had somehow appeared, and was joining Peter in his attempt to get Tony to play with a cat toy. It was shiny, with feathers and bells and a brightly coloured pouch at the center. I'm going to kill Danny for encouraging this. Jessica Jones had come with Danny, and she was standing a few feet away with Luke and Jessica Drew watching to see Tony's reaction. None of them were bothering to hide their grins. Why didn't Steve take me with him? Tony had been left at Stark Tower with the rest of the team after Captain America had threatened them about mistreating Iron Man. Obviously they hadn't taken him seriously. I hope Cap follows through with his threats, Tony thought, trying to distract himself from the toy.
I will not pounce the stupid toy. I will not pounce. I will not... fuck it! I'm killing that stupid toy. Tony jumped, grabbed the toy in his claws and started to gnaw at it with his teeth. He knew the others were laughing at him, Peter and Danny were practically rolling on the floor, but he didn't care. After he had been rolling with the toy for a while, his head started to feel funny and he felt giddy. He started to purr as he shredded the toy, and he noticed some green bits falling out of the pouch. Then he noticed Steve was back. He walked right up to Captain America and butted his head against Steve's leg.
"Do you want to explain whats going on here, after I told you to leave Tony alone?" Steve asked, his voice had a dangerous edge to it, and he was glaring at Spider-man as he said it. "Um... Danny and I wanted to see if he liked cat toys. I mean, what harm can a little cat-nip do?" Peter responded, looking rather quiet unsure of himself. Danny was already edging towards the exit, when Steve gave them a look that would make anyones freeze with terror "You've got to the count of three to get out of here," he said, his voice as cold as his glare. The two were gone before he got to two.
"Don't you think thats a bit harsh?" Asked Jessica Jones as Steve picked Tony up. Tony just butted his head into Steve's chest and purred even louder. "They gave a recovering alcoholic, who has inexplicably been changed into a cat a drug. Does that sound like a good idea to you?" Jessica Drew was the one to respond with "When you put it that way..." Jessica Jones then said something about the baby, so she and Luke left, and Jessica Drew soon followed their example.
"What am I going to do with you?" Steve asked, looking at Tony as he cuddled up in Steve's arms. Steve decided to ask Jarvis, because he really didn't know what to do with a kittenish Tony who was high as a kite. When he found Jarvis he suggested that Steve take Tony home with him because "You're his best friend, and is very comfortable with you, sir." So Steve went to his apartment with Tony asleep in his arms.
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I also like how you made it clear catnip= drug -> Tony+ Drugs=bad --> Catnip+Tony = bad
not that I am entirely convinced about the end of that equation because Tony should revel in his kittenish excuse while he can- Poor Steve.
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I'm glad you like it, and you have amazing powers of deduction. ;)
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AHAHAHA that made me laugh! Great job!
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I will not pounce the stupid toy. I will not pounce. I will not... fuck it! I'm killing that stupid toy.
*giggles* I swear that's the thought process that goes through the minds of real cats when you poke them with cat toys.
And I love Steve protectively snarling at Peter and Danny for giving him the catnip (the catnip = drugs = bad for Tony reasoning is, sadly, probably a good point).
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that was so gooooood^^
I like the last sentence^^
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So. Cute. Purr, Tony. Purr long and loud; I'm sure he'll get the message. =D
I will not pounce the stupid toy. I will not pounce. I will not... fuck it! I'm killing that stupid toy.
YES. YES. Just like everyone else, this is my favourite line out of the whole series so far, because it's both so perfectly Tony, and so perfectly cat-like. I am 99% certain that that's what goes through my cat's head when I'm prodding her with cat toys.
"They gave a recovering alcoholic, who has inexplicably been changed into a cat a drug. Does that sound like a good idea to you?"
That made me grin, but sadly, it's very true. Giving Tony a drug is a very, very, very bad idea. However, Tony being high on catnip and purring and snuggling against Steve is totally worth it.
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