the media is utterly convinced that his bedroom antics could put an adult video store out of business if only there were tapes.

This bit made me laugh, but then I got to this bit:

Finally, some mysterious tabloid threshold was reached and the stories started speculating on what bizarre kinks Steve must have to keep Tony interested for so long.

and just about died.

And the ending is just warm and fluffy and perfect. I love Tony thinking of Steve just wanting him for him as something "bizarre or unconventional." It's sort of sweet and sad at the same time.