*beams* Thank you! I was pretty frustrated with myself, at first, because I picked this prompt specifically to have an excuse to write porn. I even had the particular kind of porn all planned out in my brain! And then the muse just wasn't in the mood at all. *facepalm* It's a good thing these two are so easy to write fluff about! And playing on what the tabloids must think of a relationship between two people that seem, on the surface, to be such opposites is always fun. :-)