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cap_ironman2008-08-30 09:38 pm
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Accidental Sex
Rated R
Spidey explains accidental versus surprise sex to Steve and Tony.
Steve shook his head, "I can't believe I kissed him."
" like the accidental sex it happens sometimes." Spidey said shrugging at Cap's barely concealed blush.
Tony tried not to look hurt at Steve's mortification and nodded at Spidey's comparison "Like surprise sex."
" Noo," Spidey shook his head at his friends before continuing.
"accidental and surprise sex have a distinct difference;
surprise is 'oh wow didn't expect that but in on it and into it'
accidental is like wake up and go we had sex? or are having sex, 'what, huh? Well might as well keep going I wonder what will happen if I fall into and out of you more at an increased pace? "Oh 'prolly the same if I let my face fall onto your nipples and my tongue slipped" Get it?"
Steve and Tony looked at each other meaningfully before an accident occurred.
Later -
"Oh god Cap, Tony I am so sorry I dunno how it happened one minute I was minding my own business then my belt undid itself and I tripped and you know how I fell in your lap Steve... and then Tony got unbalanced and his lips hit mine and my tongue slipped... then your hands jerked and my shirt came off and suddenly we were all in the bed and we were trying to untangle ourselves but with my bendyness I thrust my cock into Tony's that would be about when you got upset and pressed into my back accidently going in and out and in and well yeah." Spidey ducked his head as a blush covered his still nakid body.
"Surprise?" Steve said carefully.
"Now can we get onto demonstrating surprise sex... I have music and flowers and a whole OMG are we really going to do it for realz thing I have for deflowering virgins two floors down, the tub in there is excellent. I could even leave the two of you in there and pretend to be the jealous boyfriend." Tony smiled at his two favourite men ferally.
"Sure,,, but... but last time we played that game Steve was the angry jealous boyfriend, why am I always the mistress?" Peter said with a pout.
"You Are," Steve and Tony answered in synch good naturedly.
"See if I crawl the walls and let you take advantage of my bendyness again." Peter said with a sashay across the ceiling.
Spidey explains accidental versus surprise sex to Steve and Tony.
Steve shook his head, "I can't believe I kissed him."
" like the accidental sex it happens sometimes." Spidey said shrugging at Cap's barely concealed blush.
Tony tried not to look hurt at Steve's mortification and nodded at Spidey's comparison "Like surprise sex."
" Noo," Spidey shook his head at his friends before continuing.
"accidental and surprise sex have a distinct difference;
surprise is 'oh wow didn't expect that but in on it and into it'
accidental is like wake up and go we had sex? or are having sex, 'what, huh? Well might as well keep going I wonder what will happen if I fall into and out of you more at an increased pace? "Oh 'prolly the same if I let my face fall onto your nipples and my tongue slipped" Get it?"
Steve and Tony looked at each other meaningfully before an accident occurred.
Later -
"Oh god Cap, Tony I am so sorry I dunno how it happened one minute I was minding my own business then my belt undid itself and I tripped and you know how I fell in your lap Steve... and then Tony got unbalanced and his lips hit mine and my tongue slipped... then your hands jerked and my shirt came off and suddenly we were all in the bed and we were trying to untangle ourselves but with my bendyness I thrust my cock into Tony's that would be about when you got upset and pressed into my back accidently going in and out and in and well yeah." Spidey ducked his head as a blush covered his still nakid body.
"Surprise?" Steve said carefully.
"Now can we get onto demonstrating surprise sex... I have music and flowers and a whole OMG are we really going to do it for realz thing I have for deflowering virgins two floors down, the tub in there is excellent. I could even leave the two of you in there and pretend to be the jealous boyfriend." Tony smiled at his two favourite men ferally.
"Sure,,, but... but last time we played that game Steve was the angry jealous boyfriend, why am I always the mistress?" Peter said with a pout.
"You Are," Steve and Tony answered in synch good naturedly.
"See if I crawl the walls and let you take advantage of my bendyness again." Peter said with a sashay across the ceiling.
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the entire "omg steve, tony we had accidental sex" explanation from peter had me in stitches despite myself-- seriously couldn't breathe for a while there.
and then cap goes "surprise?" ::headdesk:: the man is clueless :P
thanks for posting this
::HUGZ YOU INCESSANTLY::
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my icon is from x-statix #24
go here for panels-
http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/5459986.html
http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2502312.html
it's friggen HILARIOUS! the best canon!crack i think i've ever read :D (well... other then the sentient armor that is :P) there's nekkid fighting, flower-throwing, and horrible french stereotypes just flitting about! And then! Because the world loves me, Steve and Tony fly off together into the sunset. <3 <3 <3
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...but how many icons did you make from these pages...? *wants* :D
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