Spring challenge entry

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Drabble for the Spring Challenge. It's exactly 200 199 words, and believe me when I say I had to sit on my hands not to add more stuff.
This takes place in MA: Avengers verse. References to MA:A #3.

those blasted 7" nazis!
[ MA: Avengers, slash, Steve/Tony, 199 words, PG ]
Wherein TWANG is used as a sound effect. For verisimilitude.

Steve was halted on the threshold by the voices coming from the kitchen.

“I’ve come to stop you, Nazi evildoer!” That was Peter.

“He would never say that,” Tony commented.

“You saw that video. Oh no, wait. You were sleeping.”

“I wasn’t— Okay, what about…” Tony’s voice went deeper, “the sun is shining brightly today, let me shield your eyes! TWANG!”

“…did you just say ‘TWANG’? I’ve never heard things go ‘TWANG’ before.”

“Then you’ve lived a very sheltered life.”

“No, I— Did I just learn more about your sex life than I ever wanted to?”

Okay, now it sounded like a good time to step in before Tony explained in detail exactly what his – and Steve’s – sex life entailed.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

Tony and Peter moved fast, but not enough that he couldn’t catch a glimpse of— tiny Captain America dolls?

“Nothing!” they exclaimed in unison.

Steve glared at them.

“They released Avengers action fig—”

“Peter!”

“He was glaring at me!”

Steve frowned at Tony. “You doing voices... that was me?”

“I was only—”

“I do not sound like that!” he protested.

“Steve—”

Peter smirked. “Somebody is sleeping on the couch tonight!”

Comments

[lupus-dragon.livejournal.com]

So, what I really love about this is that Steve calls them dolls and Peter calls them action figures... I don't know why, but that made my life. This is just fantastic.

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Cap is an old guy, he doesn't understand all the nerd-speak. :D Thanks.

[marinarusalka.livejournal.com]

Hee! Too cute. :-)

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwww :hugs: Love this action figures!~ Twang eheheee

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Lol. Thanks! :D

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

No, sir, I didn't catch you playing with your dolls again!

*giggles* I adore this. And I love that Steve calls them dolls but Peter calls them action figures.

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :) Steve probably keeps tossing in the trash all the Red Skull 'dolls' anyway.

[skund.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! Very cute.

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[tavella.livejournal.com]

"Why do I have to sleep on the couch? I own the bed! And the couch! For that matter, the twenty other beds in this place."

"It's traditional."

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

"Then I'll sleep on the couch and try to entertain myself to pass the time."
"..."
"PLEASE MAKE UP AND ENTERTAIN YOURSELVES IN YOUR BED!"

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Tony’s voice went deeper, “the sun is shining brightly today, let me shield your eyes! TWANG!”


*laughs* Steve ought to make you sleep on the couch for that pun alone, Tony. Nevermind for implying that that's what he sounds like.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting Tony needs to be PUNished?

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Ooooh... that's bad, kiji.





(I love it).

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Well, to be fair, Steve did some awful puns in that video, despite his claims that the audio was added in later.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Also they got the Nazis from the Indian Jones playsets didn't they?

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Lol yeah. I think there's a fic by elspethdixon and seanchai where they watch together the Temple of Doom. Cap frowns disapprovingly at Indy!Nazis.

[perrypadfoot.livejournal.com]

TWANG!

Of /course/ that sound would be related to their sex life.