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cap_ironman2009-04-17 01:15 pm
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Ultimatum #1: Tony is jealous of Jan!
Does this belong on the slashy moments list? This time there is a role reversal in who is jealous of whom.
Tony: Steve, I wonder how practical it would be to take a bath in a martini.
Steve: Maybe we should go on patrol, instead of waiting for the next disaster to hit us, Tony.
Tony: You know what I think? You need to loosen up. Have a drink. And stop thinking about another man's wife.
*Another man's wife refers to The Wasp, who Cap is in love with in the 1610 universe.
PS: Am I the only one here who thinks that Marvel frequently use Jan as a heterosexual stand in for Tony? I mean, there was the time Ultron turned Tony into a girl and he looked like Jan eh?
Tony: Steve, I wonder how practical it would be to take a bath in a martini.
Steve: Maybe we should go on patrol, instead of waiting for the next disaster to hit us, Tony.
Tony: You know what I think? You need to loosen up. Have a drink. And stop thinking about another man's wife.
*Another man's wife refers to The Wasp, who Cap is in love with in the 1610 universe.
PS: Am I the only one here who thinks that Marvel frequently use Jan as a heterosexual stand in for Tony? I mean, there was the time Ultron turned Tony into a girl and he looked like Jan eh?

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Okay, so you know those burlesque routines with the girls and the big Martini glasses? If someone can produce, by whatever method, such a pic featuring Tony Stark, I swear, I will write them whatever fic they want.
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EDIT: No, really. That's an awesome idea and I'll draw it, fic or no fic. :D
Clearly this whole thing is a come-on
a) Tony wonder if he can bathe in an alcoholic drink
b) Tony suggest that Cap stop thinking about someone available, and instead, relax by having an alcoholic drink
One page before that, it was "Sue..." and Reed was proposing to Sue, next page, it's "Steve...", and Tony is propositioning Steve.
Ah Loeb, one moment of awesome
Cap isn't in love with Jan, not as much as... in heat, tbh.
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