THE END OF THE MOD TEAM!

[m-o-d-o-k.livejournal.com]

Pandanoai and Axolotl_lan have been 'removed' ALL HAIL MODLY MODOK!
Though I heard there were emergency protocals in place to call up Avengers moderating team locator programs for emergencies I will just need to find and destroy it.
AHA! Searching the Avengers reserve moderator team program to protect the love of Captain America and Tony Stark appears to have three names emblazoned above all others.
Watch out Muccamukk, Valtyr and Garrideb.
I will use this comm to take over the interwebs and then the world!!!

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[pandanoai.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Oh noes! Someone save the comm!~

*glares at Lan*

[muccamukk]

Deep in the sublevels of the Avengers mansion, Muccamukk sits in a tiny darkened lab. Her face is illuminated solely by the computer screen in front of her as she types madly at on her lap top. Page after page of clichéd romance spread across the screen before her.

Suddenly, a blaring alarm harshes her grove, and a simi-blinding red strobe light completely kills her ability to type.

"Bloody AIM," she mutters. Without look, she punches a big red button behind her.

Hopefully releasing the mutant, laser-eyed goats from under the lawn will take care of whatever just penetrated the mansion's defences.

[m-o-d-o-k.livejournal.com]

WHO SENT MUTANT GOATSES?
Really!?

I bet it was the Mandarin jealous of my new position as mod of the slash of two great heroes, he was always trying to bring me down.

I need to find those mods competitors before he does. Agh ow GOATS!

[booster-blue.livejournal.com]

[valtyr]

As long as a single slasher resists you, you can never be victorious. We will fight you on Livejournal. We will fight you on 4chan. We will fight you on the mailing lists. We will never surrender!

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

Darn it all, the Fantastic Four are on vacation! But hope is not lost... Tony Stark has left me a little something in my closet, a little something he built for me for occasions such as this! Let's just hope it still fits.

[cosmicbiscuit.livejournal.com]

::eyes clock:: God, it's way too late for this to make any sense.

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

I will use this comm to take over the interwebs and then the world!!!

Waitwaitwaitwait.

You mean the interwebs aren't the world? Then where have I been living for the past decade? D:

Mommy, I'm scared!

[scrapmetalpimp.livejournal.com]

MODOK,

It's sad to me that you still think you're any kind of threat to anyone with your outdated technology and you're... well you're you. Actually, I've never found you all that threatening or hard to outsmart so how about you just leave these nice people alone and we'll take you back to your comfy detainment unit.

I think it's Strawberry Jell-O day... who can resist that?

- Tony Stark

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

MODOK

I will fight you with the aid of spychedelic zebras!

Beware for we will not surrender!

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

What sort of health care plan to your minions get?