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cap_ironman2009-06-17 04:39 pm
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Lobotomies and Brain Deletions
So I started reading Cable and Deadpool, and by the 10th issue, Cable had himself lobotomized...like, parts of his brain, and he looked like he was just gone with the drooling and the ignoring of Sadpool.
...and then he was of course, Okay!
Tony is a smart guy, like, this brain deletion thing, he's really only deleting the parts of his brain that stored the database eh? The database must be huge, so he like, must have used Extremis to keep it separate eh?
So we are going to get a fake brain death, Steve angst, and then Tony will be Okay.
I will laugh at the abuse of the Reset Button, but I still welcome it. Steve will come back, the Avengers will reunite and kick skrull ass, and they will walk into the sunset after saving a whale.
...and then he was of course, Okay!
Tony is a smart guy, like, this brain deletion thing, he's really only deleting the parts of his brain that stored the database eh? The database must be huge, so he like, must have used Extremis to keep it separate eh?
So we are going to get a fake brain death, Steve angst, and then Tony will be Okay.
I will laugh at the abuse of the Reset Button, but I still welcome it. Steve will come back, the Avengers will reunite and kick skrull ass, and they will walk into the sunset after saving a whale.

Whoa.
*nods*
Yeah, I've heard of leeches
Hookworms, eh? *thinks about my mum begging me to wear shoes as a child* Interesting.
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Yeah, I do wonder
Yeah.
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but that is from watching TV, so take that as you will. :P
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Also for the lulz: a piece from Cracked (yeah, yeah, I know, but the links are actually solid) entitled 6 Disgusting Ways Animals Can Improve Your Health (http://www.cracked.com/article_17446_6-disgusting-ways-animals-can-improve-your-health.html), featuring leeches, hookworms, and hippo sweat. Please check your upchuck reflex at the door.
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We are a weird and cool species.
::shoots little "The More You Know" star across the bottom of the screen::
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So since they don't want to back down on that, they just erase his memories, making Steve confronting him or arguing with him pointless, same for everyone else. He can't explain himself, or justify himself, or even genuinely apologize when he doesn't remember what he did.
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(In Maria Hill's defence, I have to believe she did not directly confront Cap without explicit orders. She disobeyed a direct order from the President to kill the New Avengers one time, and she and Tony briefly discuss the kind of orders that were coming down to her. But, yeah, still WTF on the sleeping together.)
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I mean, maybe the real-life people who came up with this whole idea never read Flowers for Algernon. Or maybe they just shrugged and moved on, rather than being terrified absolutely to pieces as I was--and still am. As I imagine Tony being, because Tony is a genius. That's a huge part of how he defines himself, and most if not all of the things about himself he views as good, as really desirable, spring from that. So there is no way that the idea of losing that, of knowing exactly what is happening as his mind, the most important part of him, slips away forever, taking his identity with it, isn't a first-class nightmare for him. And now he's doing that to himself? He's deliberately causing that inevitable moment when he looks at something he wrote and no longer understands it? That, to me, can't read as anything but deliberately torturing himself to death.
It's not like it was ever his only choice. He could have just shot himself and had Maria Hill burn the body. Hell, just setting himself on fire would probably have hurt less. Of course, A-listers with their own books don't get to successfully kill themselves, and for some reason someone thought that "Tony tries to kill self, fails" was a chunk of story that needed to be told again, only without any of the interesting bits. (Rather than, say, "Tony admits to his personal wrongdoing and does everything possible to fix it", which is an even more integral part of Tony as a character, but which can't come into play until the writers start having him ACKNOWLEDGE WRONGDOING.)
This whole concept has, I think, a lot of good stories that could be told around it (I kind of like the "Tony makes himself forget CW" idea, if it could be coupled with "but he still has to deal with the fact that he did those things and can't even remember why"), but I will bet you right now that the actual story we'll get won't be one of them. Mostly because Fraction has very strange ideas of what constitutes a redemption arc. And doesn't seem to be writing Tony as suffering from immense depression and self-hatred, which is the only way I can explain his actions.
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God, can you imagine the angst gold that could be wrung out of Tony deleting just enough of his brain that he's reset to pre-CW? Because he'd try to go to the office, or his home, and find Osborn there, so of course he'd assume he'd been stuck in an AU or time-traveled or something and go to find the Avengers...and then he *finds* them, and they hate him, but he has no clue what they're talking about...and then he asks for Steve, who will know him, surely, who will sort this out. Angst. Gold. But I just don't trust Fraction to pull it off.
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...is there any extra space under the furniture? I want in.
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This is the part that drives me crazy: I don't want to see Tony suffer. Suffering doesn't help anything, and it isn't redemption; redemption is, quite simply, sincere acknowledgment of wrongdoing and the attempt to make it right. And they seem utterly fucking committed to him continuing to think he was right in everything.
They can't even have him apologize to Thor, who he violated in the most personal and pointless way. No matter what you think of the SHRA and the Civil War, I dare you to make an argument that it was necessary to steal Thor's DNA and making a killer clone of him, much less zombiefy said clone further when it wasn't a suitably obedient weapon. Much less send said clone off to a Nazi's laboratory instead of disposing of the remains in some dignified manner. And it's not just JMS -- Fraction had Tony basically sulking at a funeral because Thor didn't want to talk to him.
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Anyway, doubts or no doubts.
They will save a whale.
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re: They BOTH have no memory of their previous lives, so they get on very well.
I think I remember fics where Tony lost his memories (the angsty one where Steve finds someone who can't stand the taste of coffee plus another one like so but with a happy ending after Steve came back via Sea Magic), and one where Steve lost his memories but fell in love with Tony anyways...I wonder if there are any where BOTH of them lost memories, in Civil War or otherwise.
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*Not that Tony would use Windows in his brain, but the many many WTF moments that OS could cause him amuse me no end.
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Poor Steve would panic. Panic, I say. He might even think it's another heart attack, Tony's medical history being what it is.
... I want crackfic of this now. D'OH.
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...and the hilarity of Steve dragging the deadweight that is Tony out into the Avenger's living room with naught but a sheet, and Hank and Richard being called in... Of course, Tony is, OKAY, he just needs a moment, lol, but they will NEVAR be able to live it down hahahahahahahaha!
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"My system had to reboot three times last night."
"We know, Tony, the walls aren't that thick."
Steve is going to be so horrified by all of it. Especially the bragging. And now we know why he hates Extremis so much. It traumatized him, poor baby.