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cap_ironman2009-09-23 04:56 pm
Fic
Author: <lj user="cat_13145">
Rating: PG 13
Pairings/Characters: Steve/Tony, Sharon, Nick Fury, Bucky.
A/N: Inspired by this fic, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1777025/1/De
which, while it is Bobby/Jean Paul, is written in entirely in dialogue, which is what I tried to do here. It didn’t work entirely, but I still think people might like it. It's also sort of a sequel to Conversations with a Broom Cupboard (http://cat-13145.livejournal.com/8384.html). It also needs a MUCH better title, so please make suggestions. Inspired as long term fans will undoubtedly guess by this post (http://seanchai.livejournal.com/32000.html#cutid1). No betas were harmed in the making of this fic.Summary: Fury gets some revenge.
By the suggestion box on the SHIELD Harricarrier
“I did try to warn you, he said he pay you back.”
“Where did he get it?”
A slight rise of shoulders, “British intelligence probably, Wisdom sent over a load of pictures that they’d suppressed for years, thinking it would be damaging to morale. New act means they’ll have to make them available, so he gave them to Nick, so he could stick destroy notes on any he thought worthy of them.”
“Which of course he did not do.”
“Never know when they might come in useful.” A slight pause. “Can I ask…why?”
A Sigh. “A mission. Bucky and I were looking for a missing scientist. We needed to get across Nazi held Europe.”
“And the safest way to do that was in a dress?”
“As a grandmother and child, yes.” A Slight flush. “there were millions of refugees on the road in Europe, and no one really stop to question women and children, that’s why SOE employed so many of them.”
“Not even when one is obliviously a six foot man in drag, and the child is…how old was James at this point?”
“1942 so 17.”
“A 17 year old boy in a sailor suit? I mean come on, it’s not even like he’s short, you can tell he has to be too old to wear that suit!”
“No one asked.”
“I can see why. Honestly what did Stark say when he saw it?”
“Asked if I still had it.”
“What?!”
“He asked if I still had the dress.”
“More than I needed to hear, Rogers.”
“Sorry.”
A shake of the head. “So Stark has a thing for guys in drag huh? Never would have guessed it, though I guess it’s not surprising.”
“Sharon!”
“I’m only teasing, which is nothing to what’s going to happen to you.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well I think I saw Baton giving that picture a very long look, and I’d avoid James for a couple of days if I was you.”
“Why?”
“Nothing really, just…those pants are rather short.”
“Bucky had a growth spurt between the mission conception and the mission its self.”
“And some of the guys thought it was clever to…”
“What Sharon?”
“Nothing. They’ve just been leaving Christmas Cards on his desk.”
“Christmas Cards?”
“With a bird theme.”
“Aaah.”
“Precisely. Nick must be really pissed that Bucky didn’t tell him about you two.”
“That’s why he chose that photo! I admit I expected the Can Can dancers.”
“That’s in the mess hall.”
“And I thought Nick was over ’43.”
“Steve. Steve. Wait up. What happened in ’43?”
Fini
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