My fantasy soundtrack for Captain America being back into the game

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

Someone brought it up at the kink meme for a different pair and context, but I totally was thinking about Captain American confronting the Dark Avengers...and I feel like such a Bad Feminist for liking it, but the The Angels just sounded so joyous, and it contextually makes sense because Steve Rogers is totally America's boyfriend, and boy, do those Dark Avengers have a lot to answer for!

My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You see him comin' better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You been spreading lies that I was untrue
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
So look out now cause he's comin' after you

(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
(Hey, he knows that you been tryin')
(And he knows that you been lyin')

He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)

Comments

[ormery.livejournal.com]

/chokes on own delight and mirth


THIS IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE SONG EVER, NO JOKE OF A LIE

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

I just heard it, but I do luv it! Especially since I do picture Steve Rogers cleaning out the Dark Avengers, and Uncle Sam homoerotically singing that as well.

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

and then can Tony (with the rest of the Avengers as back up) serenade him with this:

Yes, song AND dance

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

...but I'm undecided between Steve leaping into it, or doing a "I don't dance" number first.

Re: Yes, song AND dance

[valtyr]

Steve can swing dance - I've seen scans of him dancing with Jan, and he was spinning her through the air and so on, the impression given that they were very good at it.

Re: Yes, song AND dance

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

I was thinking; I Don't Dance (http://video.google.ca/videosearch?hl=en&source=hp&q=High%20School%20Musical%20I%20Don%27t%20Dance&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#), where the jock singing it, danced throughout...oh ho ho

Re: Yes, song AND dance

[valtyr]

Well that's just logically inconsistent. :p

Re: Yes, song AND dance

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

The context was, the Ryan, the gay acting one, was enticing Chad, the jock, to join them in the dancing.

Chad canonly has a GF, and they look cute together...but I don't think they've even had a song together...the most shippy bit they have is in the second movie where Chad said he had to get a job to get a car so he could take her out (granted, I haven't seen the third movie yet, oh noes). Chad and Ryan on the otherhand, heavy hoyay! Disney slash -> chyanxlove, and ha, of course TV Tropes noticed it: OMG I forgot this:
# Ho Yay - Everything about the "I Don't Dance" sequence in HSM 2. When we see them next, they've switched clothes.

* Even ignoring the dance sequence, the song itself is pure Ho Yay. "I'll show you how I swing"?!
* And, I'm pretty sure, are eating hot dogs.
(Note: I'm mentioning the entry but I'm not linking to TV Tropes this time, because someone always lament losing an afternoon after clicking on the TV Trope Link of Doom.)

Re: Yes, song AND dance

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

He would totally cross his arms and pout first.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

This song was totally my mental soundtrack for aliana_iskassa's big bang fic (the "Sometimes You can't Make it On Your Own" one, with the really arresting and gruesome/evocative cover art).

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

Oy, time for me to look it up then (if she be the author that wrote "Knots", I'll probably luv it).

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

I personally like "Knots" best out of her work, but SYCMIOYO is a Dark Reign fixit, so it has some of the "Steve confronts the people who were mean to Tony suck and must be made to answer for it" aspect we're talking about here. And it has some nice hurt!Tony and h/c. Alas, it doesn't have woobie!Hank getting healed by the love of de-fridged!Jan, the thing all post-Secret Invasion and Dark Reign fixit fics need in adition to "Steve pwns Norman Osborn" to be truly complete, but you can't have everything ^_~.

There's a Tony/OC relationship at the beginning of the story, but it ends up Steve/Tony.

[ladysunflower.livejournal.com]

Can't find it unless I'm blind - link? :)

[starsunwanted.livejournal.com]

Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own:

http://kijikun.slashcity.com/Sometimes.htm

And if anyone (like me) immediately goes to find Knots, here's the link:

http://aliana-iskassa.livejournal.com/39621.html#cutid1