If I were a hot empathic chick and Steve wandered past, I would definitely pounce. Shortly, Steve will say 'so actually I have a girlfriend, um' and she will be 'oops' and later on Steve will be 'there was accidental making out, Sharon,' and Sharon will be, 'sure there was. You may earn my forgiveness by accidentally making out with Bucky. Natasha's forgiveness, too.' And Steve will be :/ 'why do I need Natasha's forgiveness?' and Sharon will be 'DUH for kissing her boyfriend?' and Natasha will be, 'yes, I demand recompense. Here is your martini, Sharon, pull up a chair and let us observe the proceedings.'

I seem to have slightly misplaced my chain of thought at some stage.