I totally pitched this class. No joke. The assignment was a to "reimagine a movie" and I did this:
(1) Captain America wakes up. Fury and Tony pop the champagne. Steve's less thrilled, you know, with the whole "seventy years gone" and "foreign culture" thing.
(2) Tony desperately wants to be BFFs with Captain America. He's CAPTAIN AMERICA. And Tony's still that schmuck who's trying to be a rock star super hero good guy. Tony thinks that if he can be friends with Cap, and get Cap to like him, then maybe, just maybe, he can find his redemption.
(3) Cap thinks Tony is a fast-talking stalker.
(4) Fury tells Cap and Tony that there's this old dude in New Mexico named Don Blake who they need to bring back to SHIELD for question. Cap remembers Blake! He was the medic in the Howling Commandos! So Cap volunteers to go get him. And Tony volunteers too. But since Tony wants to be besties with Cap, instead of just hoping in the Quinjet, Tony gets out his classic muscle car and Steve and Tony hit to road to go get back Thor, I mean, Don Blake.
(5) Tony and Steve learn to love each other. Steve sees the new modern America. They battle some crazy Neo-Nazis along the way (cause, it's Captain America. We need Nazis.)
(6) And by the time they've reached New Mexico, they are best friends FOREVER, which allows them to meet up with Donald Blake. Who slams his walking stick into the ground just in time, cause some bad guys totally show up and Thor and Cap and Tony battle them and decide they are awesome sauce together and should be the Avengers.
The End.
:)
I also want to see the road trip Post-Civil War where Tony and Steve go on the road to fight demons, and this leads them to the ultimate demon, the Diablo, and once they kill him, all of the deals he made cease to exist, so they not only save their friendship, they save Peter and MJ's marriage.
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(1) Captain America wakes up. Fury and Tony pop the champagne. Steve's less thrilled, you know, with the whole "seventy years gone" and "foreign culture" thing.
(2) Tony desperately wants to be BFFs with Captain America. He's CAPTAIN AMERICA. And Tony's still that schmuck who's trying to be a rock star super hero good guy. Tony thinks that if he can be friends with Cap, and get Cap to like him, then maybe, just maybe, he can find his redemption.
(3) Cap thinks Tony is a fast-talking stalker.
(4) Fury tells Cap and Tony that there's this old dude in New Mexico named Don Blake who they need to bring back to SHIELD for question. Cap remembers Blake! He was the medic in the Howling Commandos! So Cap volunteers to go get him. And Tony volunteers too. But since Tony wants to be besties with Cap, instead of just hoping in the Quinjet, Tony gets out his classic muscle car and Steve and Tony hit to road to go get back Thor, I mean, Don Blake.
(5) Tony and Steve learn to love each other. Steve sees the new modern America. They battle some crazy Neo-Nazis along the way (cause, it's Captain America. We need Nazis.)
(6) And by the time they've reached New Mexico, they are best friends FOREVER, which allows them to meet up with Donald Blake. Who slams his walking stick into the ground just in time, cause some bad guys totally show up and Thor and Cap and Tony battle them and decide they are awesome sauce together and should be the Avengers.
The End.
:)
I also want to see the road trip Post-Civil War where Tony and Steve go on the road to fight demons, and this leads them to the ultimate demon, the Diablo, and once they kill him, all of the deals he made cease to exist, so they not only save their friendship, they save Peter and MJ's marriage.