Comment Fic Fest Round-Up

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

three_weeks_for_dw has drawn to an end, and so it is time to round up all the awesome prompts and fills we had for our Comment Fic Fest. Under this cut you will find a list of all the filled prompts and a list of those still awaiting a willing author. If any of them tickle your muse, it's never too late to write and make a prompter happy. It's also never too late to leave feedback.

If you have new prompts, however, consider leaving them over at avengers_kink, which just opened a new round here!

• Steve has found, over the years, that getting tied up really turns him on. Now all he has to do is figure out how to tell Tony.
  
  
• The first time they slept together without having sex.
  
  
• Wee Tony builds things with Lego. Grownup Tony and Steve play with Lego, and argue over what they're building.
  
  
• Steve is writing up a report in MS Word. Tony is at a boring meeting. To distract himself, Tony uses Extremis to make the MS Word paperclip say inappropriate things.
  
  
• Some days a even a brass knuckled woman like Natasha Stark just needs a hug. The hard thing is asking.
  
  
• Steve ∨/ Tony, a meal after a mission.
  
  
• So close to losing Wanda and Clint, haunted by the Winter Soldier, Steve can't accept this new team of Avengers. Tony doesn't quite know what to say.
  
  
• Ultimates; when Steve was young, he had a bad leg and marijuana was legal. Would like to see him (possibly with Thor's connivance) bake Tony some nice relaxing brownies to help him deal with pain or injury.
  
  
• Steve is not a blushing innocent, but he's quite happy to pretend if it entertains Tony.
  
  
• Tony's been a bit down recently, so for a birthday surprise, Rumiko invites Steve to join them for a threesome. He accepts, and together they cheer Tony up like whoa.
  
  
• Ultimates; Steve likes to snuggle, but it's embarrassing and stressful enough propositioning Tony for sex, never mind cuddling afterwards.
  
  
• Ultimates; Tony's trying very hard to be well-behaved and a model boyfriend to Steve. Steve is trying to work out how to tell Tony if he'd wanted a model boyfriend, he would never have hooked up with Tony.
  
  
• Ultimates. Tony's long flirted and made passes at Steve, but Steve's not into casual and Tony doesn't want to commit. Gregory Stark, when he appears, seems much more willing to be serious - but Steve doesn't want him. He's definitely not above exploiting him to make Tony jealous, though.
  
  
• Steve has the belated realization the super soldier serum made his allergies go away. So he gets a kitty. Tony's secretly a cat lover. Insane amounts of cuteness and fluffiness ensues. Steve decides he likes it when Tony gets all paternal and worried about the kitty. Tony decides to work on cat armor. And it turns out Hulk like kitty, too.
  
  
• Next Avengers AU. Steve/Tony/Natasha raising a kid together. Either as a current AU or as a post movie thing.
  
  
• MA!verse. Cap and Tony keep getting cockblocked interrupted by supervillains/teammates/the Fantastic Four during their dates. They decide to run away to an undisclosed island, far away from everyone and everything. This is the tale of how The Savage Land was discovered.
  
  
• Nazis won the war, Natasha Stark is building weapons and things for them. When Steve is eventually unfrozen, he's given to her.

Unfilled!

• Steve loves Tony and totally wants to have sex with him, but due to his upbringing and lack of experience, is completely lost as to what to do with him. Also, very apprehensive. And awkward. Thankfully, Tony is very happy to teach Steve all sorts of new things.
  
  
• Tony and Steve bond over Tolkien.
  
  
• Tony's not sure what to make of the new kid who seems to be in all his classes.
  
  
• Steve/Tony, reaching a compromise may be hard, but it can be fun for both.
  
  
• Steve/Tony, learning and trying each other's kink
  
  
• MA Avengers, the team play Spin the Bottle. Tony cheats.
  
  
• After Tony reveals his identity, and Steve and Tony have been dating a while, Steve asks Tony if he'll wear the Iron Man armour in the bedroom, because, well, Steve had some thoughts about Iron Man back in the day...
  
  
• Marvel Adventures; Steve hasn't quite caught up with celebrity culture, and has some touchingly innocent views on the integrity of the press. When he reads in a tabloid that his boyfriend Tony is dating a beautiful and talented actor/actress, he believes it. Cue Tony's frantic efforts to find out why Steve is avoiding him and dodging his calls, and why all the other Avengers are glaring at him.
  
  
• A fresh out of the ice Steve has never seen a microwave before. Tony teaches him how to use it but can't resist showing him the many ways it shouldn't be used- blowing up marshmallows, exploding potatos, melting plastics, etc. Hijinks (and bonding) ensue.
  
  
• White Collar crossover. Early 616 (when Tony still had a secret identity): Tony has a lot of enemies, and one tries to frame him for something that gets the White Collar unit involved. Of course, Agent Burke is interested in Tony's unusual comings and goings, and his suspiciously unknown "bodyguard". Neal is mostly interested in making eyes at Tony, who's making eyes right back. Steve isn't really happy with that, and doesn't quite get why.
  
  
• Tony has a filter in the armor's helmet that surrounds Steve in hearts and sparkles (like a shoujo manga).
  
  
• Blood dripping out from the armor is one of the most terrifying things Steve's seen.
  
  
• Tony and Steve go to the mall. Tony decides to 'improve' on the machines in the arcade, Steve tries to explain why the machines are alive to the kids who just wanted to play video games.
  
  
• Marvel Adventures: Tony's smart, handsome, charming, brave, a billionaire, a celebrity. Steve's not quite sure how he managed to snare such a catch, and is worried Tony will start to wonder what he's doing with an ordinary guy like Steve.
  
  
• The whole frozen in ice story? Total lie. Captain America was held prisoner in Atlantis for decades by Namor, King of the Seas, and the Avengers rescued him after Tony discovered clues to his real whereabouts. It was all covered up due to international diplomacy.
  
  
• Ultimates; someone manages to shoot Steve with a pyschotropic drug that actually has an effect on him. He goes on a feral rampage, culminating in dragging Tony off to his lair (or Fury's office, as some call it). Ever resourceful, Tony placates him through tummyrubs and earscratching. Steve's going to be very embarrassed when the drug wears off.
  
  
• Steve never got frozen during WWII. Instead came back home a hero, had as normal a life as the country's greatest hero could have, kept serving the country… And Tony grew up with a living idol. And since he was living, Tony is like the most dedicated, sincerest fanboy in the world- showing up at every appearance, collecting every single memorabilia, treasuring any thing signed by him. And, inevitably, once he's old enough, falling completely and totally in love with him. Maybe Tony tries to talk to him every chance he gets or maybe he's completely shy and stalks from the shadow (though obviously aware of his tail)...
  
  
• Steve and Tony watch Indecent Proposal. Steve is of the opinion no-one would pay a million dollars for one night with someone. Tony lets slip that he sure as hell would for a night with Steve.
  
  
• Steve's a unicorn and Tony's a rainbow. Their love is strong, but how will they make it work?
  
  
• English Civil War AU. Steve's a Roundhead and Tony's a Cavalier. Let there be castles!
  
  
• Writing "Steve gets Tony high" you naturally have to listen to "Reefer Madness". I want Tony flirting and thinking he's proposing shocking things (that are really fairly tame) to 'innocent' Steve to get him flustered -- only for Steve to totally turn the table and propose waaay kinkier things (seriously) that get Tony ruffled. Preferrably Tony gets into it after he gets over the shock.
  
  
• Tony loves that Steve is tremendously noisy and demanding bottom, but the rest of the team does not appreciate it as much.
  
  
• There is just something about PSAs and propaganda films that I adore, especially from the 40s through the 70s -- mostly when they're earnestly talking batshit insanity. You know Captain America had to do some PSAs before he shipped out -- no way the government was going to let such a perfect spokesman go off and get killed before they've made a few films of him. Tony is an avid collector and has a copy of this PSA. What its about, and what they do with it is up to you :D
  
  
• Movie!verse. So, Tony has dug out some of his fathers old notes and is sorting through them and coincidentally Fury has... 'lent' Steve to Tony, and Tony basically fanboys out with Pepper, about how awesome Steve is, how hot he is, about the Shield, etc. There's only one problem. Steve doesn't seem to be around whenever Pepper is, and she starts thinking Tony is getting delusional.
  
  
• Jarvis needs time off, so it falls to Tony and Steve to hire a new valet for the Avengers. Ianto Jones comes highly recommended.

Comments

[kesomon.livejournal.com]

I feel some of those unfilled prompts need to be filled DESPERATELY.

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

I totally agree. Which ones are you eyeing? ;-)

[kesomon.livejournal.com]

My muse has abandoned me, so no matter which one I am eying, I have no hope of filling them. But I think the one with Ianto Jones, the White Collar crossover, the blood dripping out of the armour, the microwave highjinks, the new kid in the classroom, and bonding over Tolkien all sound like they'd be really awesome.

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

Those are all awesome prompts! I posted two of them though, so I'm biased.

I thought about writing the Tolkien one, but I got as far as thinking, 'I bet Steve and Tony both like Boromir!' before I realized that blindly projecting my love of Boromir onto other characters doesn't make for compelling fic. (Although I still think Steve might be a fan. Tony's probably more of a Frodo fan. He just thinks the whole thing would have gone quicker if Frodo and Sam had repulsor boots.)

[kesomon.livejournal.com]

IDEA. IDEA JUST CAME TO ME. Cuz I think this prompt may be best served through similarity recognition. Like, in the middle of a battle against some bad guys, Steve or Tony makes some off-hand comment comparing the situation/the bad guys/some detail about the fight to a similar situation in Lord of the Rings, and the other is all "o.o you like LotR?" and be all surprised and pleased, and then they get to bond over Tolkien while kicking the crap out of bad guys who remind them of orcs or something.

Or ENTS. They should be fighting magically-animated trees in Central Park and compare them to Ents. *flail*

And at some point Tony should set the Ents on FIRE. Ents are hilarious when on fire.

Gah! How can I have such great ideas and yet be unable to write them?

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

Seriously, that's too good an idea to let go! Write it! It doesn't matter if it's only three paragraphs long, if it's Steve and Tony fighting Ents in Central Park and name-dropping LotR, it will be three paragraphs of nerdy action awesome.

I'll even give you a jumping-on point, if you'd like: The trees in Central Park seemed awfully angry.

[kesomon.livejournal.com]

But I can't write for Avengers fandom! *flump* ugh. Fine, I'll attempt a drabble at least. Don't blame me if eyeballs bleed reading it.

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

Yay! You've made me happy. And if House has taught me anything, it's that bleeding eyeballs are cool.

Once you're comfortable writing Avengers, I will convince you to write the ultimate M*A*S*H/Avengers crossover... Hawkeye/Hawkeye slash.

[kesomon.livejournal.com]

*wails* The awesome! it burns! Although personally I'd like to see a Avengers/JLA crossover in which Green Arrow and Hawkeye have an archery contest, and all the other teammates from both teams stand on the sidelines and snark, and Hawkeye kicks butt.

Should I post the final attempt here or on the meme?

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

Man, I'm not even a DC reader, but I can tell that would be an epic story. It seems like the sort of thing that should exist just on principle, possibly even in a wacky canon crossover. Would Bobbi and Dinah get along, do you think?

Post it on the meme! Then I'll edit this post to show it as a filled prompt. Yay, Tolkien fic!

[tonks07.livejournal.com]

Jumping in the middle of your conversation to say I would read the heck out of an Avengers/MASH fic. Hawkeye <3

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

Glad to know I'm not the only one (As if I'm ever the only one) who wants this! I <3 Hawkeye so much. Mostly the M*A*S*H one, but the Marvel one too.

Ever since I read that Mrs Arbogast was a MASH nurse, I've wanted to ship her with Hawkeye Pierce and have them both mess with Tony.

[shariangel.livejournal.com]

The Ianto prompt reminds me of a day where a friend and I were connecting fictional universes for fun.

Steve has totally met Captain Jack Harkness. At least twice, in different times.

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

YES. I want to read Steve and Bucky running into Jack during WWII. Or read about Jack messing with Hydra and/or Red Skull.

I think Ianto could get a job at Avengers tower in a similar way to how he got a job at Torchwood... just by flirting with a handsome man and plying him with coffee.

[shariangel.livejournal.com]

I can see this... it's almost too easy. Can't write though :(

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

I agree, it is very easy to see! You say you can't write... are you too busy? The great thing about comment fic fests is that no fic is too short! It could literally be a few paragraphs of Torchwood/Avengers interaction.

[shariangel.livejournal.com]

That (exams are in a couple of weeks) and when I write, I tend to use a stream-of-conscience style, that doesn't lend itself well to this sort of story.

[bethany-cabe.livejournal.com]

I feel I should fill the Ianto Jones one, being as I am actually Welsh. Hmm. I have some time coming up...

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

True fact: filling this prompt will make your life 42% more awesome.

(dooo it!)