Ahaha, that's priceless. You know, sometimes I wonder how I managed to miss all of the crack (and slash, for that matter) during my time devouring X-Files fanfiction.
Why'd you have to mention mermaid!Wanda? Now I'm getting ideas. She and Pietro would be BAMF merfolk, and who knows, maybe being sea creatures would improve their relationship with Magneto. (Would they still have been in the Brotherhood?) And and and... dude, in canon the first time she and Carol meet is when Carol stops by Avengers mansion to design a drug that will allow her to breath underwater so Carol can rescue Namorita. Just a little tweaking and either Carol is rescuing mermaid!Wanda or she and Wanda team-up underwater. Dammit, Valtyr!
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Why'd you have to mention mermaid!Wanda? Now I'm getting ideas. She and Pietro would be BAMF merfolk, and who knows, maybe being sea creatures would improve their relationship with Magneto. (Would they still have been in the Brotherhood?) And and and... dude, in canon the first time she and Carol meet is when Carol stops by Avengers mansion to design a drug that will allow her to breath underwater so Carol can rescue Namorita. Just a little tweaking and either Carol is rescuing mermaid!Wanda or she and Wanda team-up underwater. Dammit, Valtyr!