Podfic: Clueless, or: How I Learned to Stop Being a Selfish Prick and Love a Capsicle

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Title: Clueless, or: How I Learned to Stop Being a Selfish Prick and Love a Capsicle
Author: withthepilot
Reader: intransitive (exmanhater)
Universe: Marvel Movie Universe
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Steve Rogers/ Tony Stark
Length: 3:15:40
Author's Summary: Okay, so you're probably thinking, This guy seems like a total douche. You're half right. But seriously, I'm a completely normal teenager. A normal genius-billionaire-philanthropist-playboy teenager. Who goes to a school for government agents and superheroes in training. Every morning, I get up, trim my goatee, take a shot of Jack Daniels (which Ke$ha totally stole from me, by the way), and pick out my school clothes.

A Clueless AU, starring Tony Stark.

Reader's note: So, I could not tell you how happy it made me to get to record this. Clueless AUs are an especial favorite of mine, and this one is absolutely perfect – you wouldn't think an Avengers Clueless AU would work, but it really, really does. I gleefully named the Garageband file for this project "That was way harsh, Thor" so my judgment is clearly questionable, but I hope the final product does the story justice.

Permanent download links: mp3 [zipped, 84 MB] | m4b [94 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [zipped, 82 MB] | m4b [93 MB]