Dude, he totally comes back, and then whacks them both over the head with Tazers Monthly for being sentimental idiots. Darcy's the one who can cook all of their weird foods. Gary knows where to get the best deals on shoes. That's why Natasha's helping to hook them up. She owes Gary a favor for helping her find her favorite pair of pumps.

Tony fails at helping, and then Dummy pats him on the head. Tony is sad for a moment, and then he remembers that he is a genius, so he builds a super tazer for Bruce to give to Darcy to win her over. Fury confiscates it for being 'inhumane' and Tony pouts some more.