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Dude, he totally comes back, and then whacks them both over the head with Tazers Monthly for being sentimental idiots. Darcy's the one who can cook all of their weird foods. Gary knows where to get the best deals on shoes. That's why Natasha's helping to hook them up. She owes Gary a favor for helping her find her favorite pair of pumps.

Tony fails at helping, and then Dummy pats him on the head. Tony is sad for a moment, and then he remembers that he is a genius, so he builds a super tazer for Bruce to give to Darcy to win her over. Fury confiscates it for being 'inhumane' and Tony pouts some more.

Darcy is a Food Network junky and watches EVERY episode of Weird Foods with Andrew Zimmern, because if it wouldn't make someone gag, then it's not worth making. Gary's twin sister is head of purchasing for a shoe store in the city. He can get Darcy and Natasha shoes at cost! :D

Poor Tony. He's so misunderstood. He totally needs Cap hugs.

The only person (Other than Thor, but he doesn't count) that can actually stomach everything she eats is Steve. Because he was raised in a time where you don't waste anything, and he's lived on army rations, so he can pretty much tolerate anything. Darcy is still trying to come up with something that makes him sick, with tips from Tony who has tried a little bit of everything. Gary gets shoes for everyone at a cost. Even Fury. S'why he can play games on the bridge and no one calls him on it.

Tony gets Cap hugs. And a smack over the head when he does something stupid, like invent a super tazer. Then Steve distracts him with something shiny

S'why he can play games on the bridge and no one calls him on it
Hello, headcanon. Tony only called him out because he still has to pay retail.

Shiny like his penis? :D

I feel like we should be friends. Want to be friends?

I was totally going to ask you that. Yes, friends!

Tony's pissed about paying retail, but then Steve points out that he's rich, and that Pepper buys all of his shoes anyways, and he gets over it.

I meant shiny like his shield or something, but really it's just bait to get him into the bedroom. Fun thing is that it works every time, and Tony hasn't clued in yet. For a genius, he can be a bit of an idiot. Steve loves him anyways

Friendship has been achieved! :D

Tony's still a little annoyed if he's allowed to think about it, though. Just because he can afford to buy all the shoes doesn't mean he doesn't secretly want in the super special shoe club that Gary has going with most of SHIELD. He'd at least like to be ASKED, you know?

He consoles himself with the fact that he's the only one invited into Steve's pants.

He consoles himself with the fact that he's the only one invited into Steve's pants.

Oh God, you just killed me. Don't worry Tony, Steve is planning on getting you into the shoe club for your birthday. But he can't tell you about it. Because the first rule of Shoe Club is that you don't talk about Shoe Club. The second rule is that you MUST get your order in by Thursday, or you'll have to wait until next week, no exceptions

Steve is the best boyfriend ever.

The second rule is that you MUST get your order in by Thursday, or you'll have to wait until next week, no exceptions
I think I love you. XD

Note to self. I need to come back to LJ. There are awesome people here. Tumblr has sucked me in for too long.

I kind of want to write this fic now. Except I'm not exactly sure where the plot is. All I know is there's shoes and crazy food involved

I tried Tumblr, but I got confused and decided I like LJ better. :)

I don't know if there's a plot or not, but I'm probably going to end up absorbing the shoes and crazy food into my Darcy/Bruce fic. I think they would feel at home there. That said, there need to be so many fics with Darcy cooking blood pudding and managing the blackmarket for manolo blahniks.

It's in better hands with you than with me. PLEASE write this into your fics. These headcanons need a home.

But drats. Now I need another idea if I'm going to sign up for the Big Bang. *pondering*

I will do my best not to let you down! *scouts honor*

Hmm...There must be something amazing just waiting to be written.

Help me brainstorm? I do well with a sounding board

Of course! Is this for the Cap/Iron Man specific BB?

The one on this comm? Well, everyone else was doing it. I felt left out.

I can do crack, I'm good at crack. I just finished writing Magical Girl Sam as my Supernatural Big Bang. Perhaps we can just list fanfic cliches until something pings?

I'm not, but that's just because I'm a sad sack who can't think of an idea that'll stretch 25k for Tony/Steve, no matter how much I ship them. lol

Oh, Sam. Well, he has the hair for it. :) Quick, to tvtropes!

You know about TV Tropes too? Oh god, marry me

So far I've got wing!fic, time/universe travel, body swap, and losing powers coming to mind.

Hahahaha, sorry. There's kind of a line right now. XD

Body swap could be fun. Or maybe Tony time travels back to before Steve gets his powers. He's homeless, completely broke, and his phone doesn't work (HORRORS!) but Steve takes him in and Tony slowly falls for his adorably scrawny ass?

Ororor, maybe a wild west AU, where Steve is the sheriff and Tony is the guy everyone thinks is the villain, but really he's too busy building crude robots in his workshop to cause mayhem.

OH! STEAMPUNK AU! STEVE IS THE CAPTAIN OF AN AIRSHIP AND TONY IS HIS ENGINEER! :D

(Anything yet?)

*flail* I will totally be a member of your harem or your candy on the side or ANYTHING because you just suggested Steampunk AU and you own my heart.

I like the whole Time Travel idea! I do! CGHIFRKIJFXGULChi IDWEA O WHAT IF TONY REMEMBERS AND GOES THROUGH THE WAR WITH HIM AND HE'S ALL OVERPROTECTIVE AND STEVE THINKS IT'S BECAUSE HE USED TO BE TINY BUT IT'S BECAUSE TONY KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM AND THEY HAVE A FIGHT AND TONY STORMS OFF AND THE NEXT DAY STEVE CRASHES THE PLANE AND TONY LOOKS AND HE CAN'T FIND HIM and I just gave myself Tony!Feels :(

I think it's more of a commune deal by this point, so that would probably be okay. :D I wanna say there are three other people involved, but it's possible there's more. All I know is that it'll involve a lot of cats, cake, and porn. What's not to like?

YES! And Tony is pulled from all sides, because he loves Steve, but can he tell him during the 40s when that sort of thing can get them both thrown in jail? And his fucking dad is there, and Tony has all the feels about how his dad is actually a cool guy when he's not being a dad, which makes things even worse. Plus there's Bucky, who would NOT trust Tony, you know he wouldn't, and he spends the entire war side eyeing him. AND OTHER THINGS. GO WITH YOUR FEELS!

Cake, Cats, and Porn? I'm sold. Where do I sign?

But it's going to be so SAD and ANGSTY and I'm going to have to KILL PEOPLE and Tony will be all DISTRAUGHT, and then I'll cry. I'm already sobbing on the inside.

OH. What if Bucky hated Tony cuz he's all suspicious, except Tony's there when Steve's mom dies, and Tony's really there for him, so Bucky gives him some grudging respect, which grows over the war to the point that Tony REALLY doesn't want him to fall either, azfxkgchljv;k AND THEN TONY SAVES HIM WITH THE ARMOR HE (somehow) SECRETLY BUILT, SO HE DOESN'T DIE. BUT THEN STEVE GETS LOST AT SEA AND BUCKY AND TONY COMMISERATE, AND THEN TONY MANAGES TO BUILD THE TIME MACHINE TO GET HOME AND HE TAKES BUCKY WITH HIM, BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT? This is turning into a Tony/Steve/Bucky in my head.

Also, Tony makes a HORRIBLE Howling Commando because he hates grubbing in the trenches, but he sticks with them anyways to keep an eye on Steve, and they adopt him as their mascot.

Damn it. I think we have a plot

On the dotted line, bb. :) Off topic, except that cakes reminded me of baking. I really need to try making some Avengers cookies like I've been planning to for over a week now. =/ (Working at a bakery is awesome except for how it cuts into my time to bake the things I want to...)

Cry while you write! Sob your way through your feels and use it to your advantage!

And Tony does shit like fixing the busted wiring in their apartment building and building little toys for the kids who live there, and Bucky thinks he's a total asshole, but then he looks at Steve and it's like Bucky can SEE the world stop turning for him. He should tell someone; he knows more than one guy who would make Tony 'disappear' for just that, but Steve's been so angry and sad for so long, and Tony somehow makes him smile even when Bucky can't. And let's face it, Bucky's leaving. He's out of there as soon as his orders come in, and he's afraid of what Steve would do if he's left in New York on his own.

None of that stops him from tripping Tony in the trenches so that he faceplants into the mud, though. That's always a good laugh...

TONY MANAGES TO BUILD THE TIME MACHINE TO GET HOME AND HE TAKES BUCKY WITH HIM, BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT? This is turning into a Tony/Steve/Bucky in my head.
OKAY! :D

I've been meaning to start baking again too. I haven't made muffins in a while, maybe that'll be next week.

And Tony is constantly bitching about how low-tech everything is, so Steve brings him along to the Stark Expo, which is where Tony sees his dad for the first time, so he finally shuts up. Steve thinks he's just impressed with the car, but Bucky notices the family resemblence, and gets even more suspicious. He drags Tony to see Howard, which is when Steve sneaks away to enlist (I think that's how it happens. I need to watch the movie again, this is shameful). Tony has to flail through the introduction, but he and Howard manage to hit it off talking shop, and Tony is completely freaking out because he's getting along with HIS DAD, who is YOUNGER than him. And Bucky is still suspicious.

When Tony finally reveals the truth, standing in front of the time machine, offering to take him to the future, Bucky totally shouts "I knew it!"

Do you have some sort of chatting program? Some method of communication? Perhaps it's a bit presumptuous of me, but I would love to continue bouncing ideas without flooding this post. If not, I'm totally cool with continuing here

My most recent projects were peanut butter cream cheese stuffed pumpkin bread and my best friend's wedding cakes. So much fun! Next up are honey bee cupcakes and Avenger themed sugar cookies. I'm super excited right now because I just stumbled across the fact that I can make my own modeling chocolate. Shit's about to get REAL in my kitchen. :)

I LOVE EVERYTHING THIS FIC IS CHOOSING TO BE. \o/ Can Tony pull a Back to the Future and tell Howard that if he ever has a son, maybe don't act like an asshole? Especially that one time when he's six and sets the rug on fire?

My email is coffeebuddha88 at gmail dot com and my IM handle is the same for gtalk. I'm about to relocate, which involves having to reboot my computer, though, so I'll be MIA for the next 5-10 minutes.

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