The alt text is one of the best parts! I love the wind-up key.

Tony has had some really terrifying girlfriends over the years. I liked Ru and Beth though. I'm kind of hoping they don't make Maya a love interest, because love triangles bore me, and why can't Tony interact with one woman and not try (or manage) to get into her pants? He did it in the comic.
I didn't want Mandarin either, but the rumours haven't really settled out yet and ticked over into actual promotion, so who knows what we'll end up with.

Marvel MMO looks like the greatest time sink in history.