Cap_Ironman Weekly News, Week Ending 13 February 2011

[garrideb]

Happy Valentines Day, everyone! Tony's armor is red/ Cap's cowl is blue/ Steve/Tony is awesome/ And so are you. Now that I've seduced you with poetry, let's get down to the good stuff - the cap_ironman/cap_ironman newsletter.


fic!
dinahqueen wrote Lust's Effect is Tempest After Sun for the sex pollen ficathon.
cookinguptales wrote Long Distance Relationship for the sex pollen ficathon.
seanchai and elspethdixon wrote Reassembled, part four.

movie trailers!
lilpocketninja posted the new Captain America movie trailer.

icons!
bellstark made icons from Iron Man scans.
ani_bester made icons from the Cap trailer.

posters!
akatsukiayako made a Steve and TonyAvengers movie poster.

plot bunnies!
muccamukk made a bunny hutch post for fic plot bunnies.


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Comments

[tsukinofaerii]

I've had a lot of luck with plain bread (for an acidy stomach) or milk (for "hungry yet nauseous").

Yeah, I get that. :D I baked for work (it was purely an excuse to make rainbow cupcakes). I kind of hate Valentines because it's just another excuse to browbeat people who aren't dating. Answering "nothing special" to questions about your plans seems to be a sin to some people. :| Not to mention the "when will you give me (great-)grandchildren" questions.

(Why yes, I am single :P.)

[truthiness_aura]

Hmm, plain bread, I shall have to try that out. Thankee.

Hooray rainbow cupcakes! :DDDDD As a singleton, that's the part of Valentine's I like- when you get to tell your friends and family that you dig them.

Not to mention the "when will you give me (great-)grandchildren" questions.
What in God's name is going through people's heads when they ask this? I've taken to smiling gently and replying, "When I find someone I like enough to have kids with." Then I make my escape to the kitchen to make myself another cocktail. Oy.

[tsukinofaerii]

LOL Also single! I haven't really done anything for the day since I was a kid. It's not even a good day for chocolates, since I like dark, and everything is milk. On the other hand, heart shaped sprinkles. So it all balances out. :D

My problem is that the answer is a somewhat long-winded version of "never", which no one seems think is an acceptable answer. According to my paternal grandma (who has been asking forever), it's that at any moment my biological clock will kick in and I'll pounce on the first guy who crosses my path, so clearly I should get this out of the way while I'm able to control myself.

Days like that, I hope I end up with a woman, just to spite her lol. :D

[truthiness_aura]

/head in hands

Oh, older relatives. How can someone be simultaneously so sweet and so infuriating.

at any moment my biological clock will kick in and I'll pounce on the first guy who crosses my path, so clearly I should get this out of the way while I'm able to control myself.

Next time you should ask her if she's speaking from experience. HIYOOOOO!

[tsukinofaerii]

My grandma is adorable, but... yeah. o_O

Next time you should ask her if she's speaking from experience. HIYOOOOO!

LOL It might be! Her eldest was born at 14. D:

(Dear Modern Era: Sometimes we fight, but really, I love you. Hugs and kisses, tsukinofaerii.)