cap_ironman | 50 Years of Cap and Iron Man: the meme

The Avengers had their 50th anniversary back in September. As you're probably aware, Cap was not a founding member, but joined the team in Avengers v1 #4, which was published in March of 1964. Which means that we're about to celebrate 50 years of Steve and Tony goodness--and badness, oh comics!--starting with a meme style fic and art challenge which will remain open for the next few months.

What's a (kink)meme?
Example.

Why Dreamwidth?
DW still supports subjects for comments, and has a larger max character limit than LJ. Tumblr is simply hopeless for this kind of thing.

Anon?
Allowed, not required (with one exception, see prompts**). If you don't have a DW account, you can always comment as anon but sign your username.

Prompts?
Must be Steve/Tony or Steve and Tony as focal characters. Other characters are permitted as side characters. Side pairings permitted, but we're looking for endgame Stony. S/T threesomes and moresomes permitted. Gen permitted. Fic, art, graphics, vids, fan soundtracks are permitted media. Prompting for a specific media is permitted; if no media is listed then "any" is assumed.

**Special rule for holiday gift exchange participants! If there is a prompt you received as part of your gift assignment which you want to see but do not intend to submit for the exchange, you may leave the prompt here for the community to fill. To preserve the secrecy of the exchange, you MUST leave bonus holiday prompts as anonymous.

Prompt format
In the comment subject please include:(media type), (additional pairing info), (basic premise or tags).

In the comment itself, write out your prompt. Include applicable warnings.

Fills?
There is no "claiming" of prompts. If you see something you like, simply write/draw/make it and post. Prompts may have multiple fills. You may fill your own prompt.

Fill format
Fills must be contained in nested comments beneath the appropriate prompt. In other words, to begin a new fill for a prompt, go to the comment which contains the prompt and hit reply to that comment.

In the fill-comment subject, please include: FILL, (title, if you have one), (part #), (major warnings).

You may include additional warnings, pairing info, and simple tags again at the start of your fill. If your fill is too large for a single comment, split it into parts and label each part. Part #2 should be nested as a comment to part #1, part #3 nested as a comment to part #2, etc.

Other rule-type things
Discussion is permitted, there is no separate discussion post. Spread the love, consider filling someone else's prompt if your prompt is filled. Play nice, concrit is welcome but shaming and flaming/trolling are not. Please direct questions or concerns to this comment.

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"I hope no one kissed me," Tony said, waving one armored gauntlet weakly as he lay in the smashed rubble aftermath of the Chitauri invasion. "Wow, it's weird looking up at the sky in Manhattan. There's... more colors."

Steve made an adorable sound, a bit like a squeak. Hulk's brow lowered and he looked confused. Thor looked up and said, "The sky looks the same to me as before."

"Oh, wait, I know what it is; my color discrimination is better like this. Forgot the reset switch." Tony grunted and sat up. "Ow. The suit is pinching my boobs."

Hulk rumbled, "BOOBS?"

"Yeah, you know, those bumpers women have in front?" Tony tugged at the neck of the Iron Man suit. "Lemme just change back and get comfortable." Tony's eyes closed for a moment, and then he got up. "That's better."

"Tony," Steve said. "You were a woman. For a minute there. Really. No... no beard. Your voice... you were a woman."

"Yeah? So?" Tony scratched at drying blood on his cheek. "You're looking at me funny, Cap. Did I miss a spot?"

"Men don't turn into women," Steve said, rather desperately. "Oh, God, I never did get out of the ice, this has all be one long dying hallucination."

Tony patted Steve on the arm. "No, no this is all real, Capsize. It's a thing that I do, sometimes. Mostly just for fun, but, eh, dying there. You know?" He peered closely into Steve's face. "Maybe you better sit down for a minute."

Thor guided Steve over to a chunk of what used to be the front of a bakery. Hulk grabbed a baguette and munched on it. Tony found a box of Bavarian creme donuts, only slightly squished, and wrote an IOU on the lid before he helped himself. "It's not a problem. You see, I was adopted."

"Ah, I understand." Thor nodded and took one of the donuts. "Oh, yes, much better than Pop-tarts." He fanned Steve with the edge of his cloak.

"You see?!" Steve stood up abruptly. "Being adopted doesn't explain anything!"

"Loki is adopted," Thor pointed out. He offered Hulk a donut. Hulk took it and let Thor keep his fingers. "He shifts sexes all the time." Thor nodded confidentially, "Sometimes just because he likes a pair of shoes and wants to wear them."

"Never cared much for clothes," Tony said, "except for suits. I love suits." He finished off his donut and reached for another, but Hulk had bogarted the rest of the box.

"Are you saying that Tony is... what did you say Loki is... a Frost Giant?" Steve looked Tony up and down and frowned.

Tony rolled his eyes, "Am I blue? Do I have beady bloodshot eyes? Am I tattooed up the wazoo? Wait, strike the last one, you don't know what I'm like without the armor." He grinned at Steve.

Hulk stared at Tony, with more intelligence than most people would credit. "HOW YOU KNOW GIANTS ARE BLUE?"

Thor lowered his brows and scowled. "That is a good question. I did not describe them to you." It wasn't quite as impressive as Hulk's scowl, but it was fairly scary. And then Steve added Super Soldier Suspicion to the mix.

"Look! It's a long story, but the short version is that a guy in a blue telephone booth showed up in the middle of Stark Mansion right after, well, the docs told Howard and Maria that they shouldn't keep trying to have a kid, too dangerous for her. Phone booth guy had a baby, and a sob story about second chances and misunderstood villains and you know, somewhere along the line he convinced Howard that this kid would be a genius and take over where Howard left off, and I think Howard was stinking drunk at the time. And Maria really really wanted a baby, so they figured, fine, no paper trail, and the kid looked a lot like Howard.

"So, that was me."

"That," Steve said, "Explains nothing."

Tony sighed and then talked really fast, "whenIgotolderIrememberedI'dbeenagenocidalmaniac. And I knew all this stuff. Aliens, planets, science that just doesn't exist here. I didn't, I still don't, remember everything from before I got whammied, de-aged, but I did remember that I didn't want to be that guy. All he cared about was making other people his slaves, when he wasn't killing them, so all I wanted was to have fun, and make stuff to make my side a little better protected. I was trying to stay out of things. Not take over the world. Really, Loki has no idea how miserable that is. No fun, no friends, and there's ALWAYS someone showing up to kick your ass off your throne."

Hulk leaned over to poke Tony in the chest. "WHY GIRL?"

"Oh, that. Well, when one of my people dies, we get a new body, randomly formed, but always the same sex. Women have an added extra- they can deliberately change forms without dying, and choose the sex along with everything else. Howard wanted a boy." Tony shrugged.

Steve blinked. "So... you're a deaged female alien who shaped yourself to look like Howard Stark's baby."

Tony grinned. "Got it in one!" He looked around the street. "But don't pass it around. I'm still having trouble living down the rumor that I'm a bisexual alien and have an ammonia-filled tentacle on me." He huffed. "Ammonia. Ridiculous. Bisexual now..." He looked Steve up and down. "Ok, I'll give you that one."

Steve cleared his throat. "Um. Let's just go collect Loki. And... not talk about this."

"Great! And then we'll have shawarma."

Hahaha. As the blamee on this one, I really can't complain. This was hilarious. And I love the Doctor being the excuse. XD

*giggle* I'm a crackaholic. And too sleepy to write actual sex scenes, but I'm pretty sure Tony has plans for Steve.

Omg, this is amazing XD Oh, Doctor... XD

Thanks! :^) Time!Tony is a fun guy.

Most excellent. :D
Apparently I wasn't signed in when I posted the prompt, but that was me. This brought a smile to my face and made me giggle. Thanks!

Edited 2013-11-19 04:01 (UTC)

I'm glad you liked it- the prompt just called out to my crack!ficcy soul. :^)

50 Years of Cap and Iron Man: the meme

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