A gift for cookinguptales

[tsukinofaerii]

I told you I hadn't forgotten. :3

Assassin of Gods and Inhibitions
By tsukinofaerii
Beta: valtyr
Rating: NC17
Warnings (highlight to read): Teeny tiny dubcon by way of sex pollen, and also Porn.
Series: Marvel Adventures: Avengers
Pairings: Steve/Tony, Jan/Ororo, Thor/Ororo/Jan/Luke

Summary: Tony hangs a box of mistletoe around the mansion, hoping to get a kiss from Steve. However, Thor knows his old enemy and predicts Dire Consequences to come from the bedecking. Maybe Tony should have listened to Thor after all. Or maybe not. (~6,500 words)

Note: A huge thanks to valtyr, who beat me, whipped me, dragged me through the fire and then beta'd my fic. Dedicated to cookinguptales, who requested something like this.

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Comments

[cookinguptales]

omg I have had literally the worst couple weeks ever and then I woke up from a nap and this was in my inbox and jesus christ, I love you. YOUR TIMING IS AWESOME.

I loved this so much~ which is kind of expected but really. Evil mistletoe! With sex pollen! And really, really hot porn! :DD I am so on board with this! And it was so sweet, too. I just want to hug them all and love them.

This reply doesn't make a lot of sense but I just woke up and there was porn and you broke me, so you really only have yourself to blame.