A gift for cookinguptales

[tsukinofaerii]

I told you I hadn't forgotten. :3

Assassin of Gods and Inhibitions
By tsukinofaerii
Beta: valtyr
Rating: NC17
Warnings (highlight to read): Teeny tiny dubcon by way of sex pollen, and also Porn.
Series: Marvel Adventures: Avengers
Pairings: Steve/Tony, Jan/Ororo, Thor/Ororo/Jan/Luke

Summary: Tony hangs a box of mistletoe around the mansion, hoping to get a kiss from Steve. However, Thor knows his old enemy and predicts Dire Consequences to come from the bedecking. Maybe Tony should have listened to Thor after all. Or maybe not. (~6,500 words)

Note: A huge thanks to valtyr, who beat me, whipped me, dragged me through the fire and then beta'd my fic. Dedicated to cookinguptales, who requested something like this.

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Comments

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[cookinguptales]

omg you are terrifying every time I talk to you I want to write something

I WILL MOST LIKELY DO IT but stuff has come up and I worry about my ability to finish. :((( I don't want to leave anyone hanging.

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[valtyr]

Oh, but if you drop out before you get an artist, you don't leave anyone hanging! You have until July the 31st to complete the first draft of a 25k fic. That's... like a hundred days from now. That's 250 words a day. Isn't that really quite a teeny amount? That's one, maybe two paragraphs. And then you have a whole extra month to polish and work on it!

If you get to the 31st July and decide you cannot finish in time, you aren't letting anyone down by dropping out. :) I encourage everyone who thinks they might be able to do it to give it a try.

Villain Tony! Villaining about the place in tight black leather! Poor Steve, trying to subvert him to the side of Good and being seduced by his own boyfriend!

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[cookinguptales]

Green and black, even. I did research into what AIM's Scientist Supremes wear. Actually, the thing that pushed it from short story into epic was the moment I realized that Tony would have to contend with Monica for leadership of his faction and omg epic. Especially considering I see evil!Tony as being big on sexual harassment, and last I checked, Monica kills/maims her followers for that. idk if that guy lived. >.>

I WILL CONSIDER IT OKAY. I am almost definitely going to do it, I just don't want to promise anything for a little while. :(

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[valtyr]

OMG evil!Tony is going to be a terror.

Why not start writing your 250 words a day now? It's still two weeks til signups end, but you can get started and see how it shapes up. :) If you do that, you'll have almost four thousands words by the time signups end! You'll feel much more confident about it then.

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[cookinguptales]

You have no idea.

I'm going to go with "because I have to write like 20+ pages for school before sign up ends and also life is conspiring against me right now". D: I'll know about where I stand with things by the end of April, though, which is why I'm holding off judgment for a little while.

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[valtyr]

Aw, that sounds pretty rough. Still! There will still be lots of time. Hope you can make it! Your fic sounds ace. ♥

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[cookinguptales]

I will definitely let you know! :) I will hold you to that beta thing because god knows I need one.

*retrospect* I have got to stop having extended conversations with people on other people's posts. I am sorry, tsukinofaerii. D:

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[tsukinofaerii]

This post achieved 21 comments. That's as many as two tens and a one! And that's wonderful.

I don't mind having my inbox blown up at all. Carry on!