F- Is for Flight

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

ACTION FIGURE FOREPLAYerrrr.. I mean Fun under the cut!
Author/Artist: TOTALLY the wonderful pandanoai
May she return safely from Australia with tiny Tony intact along with pictures of him on the trip!
rating: G... well maybe PG!

Comments

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Peter: Do you think Daredevil has ever been with a woman? Uh I mean villain.

Clint: Electra.

Peter: Wasn't she a skrull?

Clint: I don't think she was at the time and- Do skrulls have genders?

Hank: depends on the plot contrivances.

Peter: Do you think Dr.Strange gets to do it with tentacles?

Clint: I don't want to know /why/ or /how/ you got to that thought. So I'm just going to turn around and- wait no. I am going to remain facing you at all times as I back out of the room.

Hank: I've always preferred the use of size alteration to spice things up.

Peter: two words. Web Fluid.

Hank: You are going to show me how to make that one day right?

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Jan: I don't care how interesting you think insects are. I am not going to use spiderwebs as sex toys.

Hank: I wasn't actually thinking about sex. I just want to know how he manages to make it stay liquid in the containers and then harden on contact with oxygen. And also how the hell he ever managed to make a chemical spray duplicate the different textures of spidersilk -- it shouldn't be possible to do that with a single solution. You'd need at least two kinds of web fluids for the sticky and non-sticky threads...

Everyone else: *eyes glazed over*

Hank: Um. Sex. Right. How about manifesting the antennae during sex?

Jan: There's a reason leave those things off even when I shrink down. The wings are fun. The antennae get in the way.

[pandanoai.livejournal.com]

i just... have ... no idea how this conversation came about...

::thinks::

wait... nevermind... this is cap_ironman and i brought up ambiguous sexual innuendos...

*all of the above* HILARIOUS by the way :P