pensive ([personal profile] pensive) wrote in [community profile] cap_ironman2008-11-10 09:47 pm

THE PICTURE... explained

If I'm late to the party, just tell me and I'll sink back into the corner and nurse a martini. (gin, dirty).

Going under a cut, JUST IN CASE

NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

[identity profile] th3newblack.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
How depressingly predictable :\ On top of that, I think it's the less intriguing of the two outcomes anyway.

I am, however, intrigued to know what his cause of death is when his armor still looks pretty a-ok, and he has his helmet on.

WHAT IF Iron Man Died And Steve Admitted He Was Wrong And Would Do Anything To Bring Tony Back, And Then Iron Man Was Like LOL JK I SO GOT YOU AND BTW TOTALLY RECORDED THAT And Steve Was Like Frowny Face "Uncalled For".
Edited 2008-11-11 05:10 (UTC)

[identity profile] neptunedream.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I still stick with my original "what if Iron Man didn't die and in SI 8 Jan explodes into huge party with pinata and confetti and balloons but she's okay and Steve pops out of a cake and everyone is happy and gets along and the skrulls are all wolverine and they get killed anyways because wolverine needs to get out of the fuggin' limelight for half a fuggin' second and dr. strange is there too and they all dance"

There. I said it. That's what everybody's been thinking anyways...


...Right?

[identity profile] neptunedream.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Holy shit, when did Louie Anderson play Captain America?!

*rim shot*

[identity profile] th3newblack.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yes exactly WHAT IF Marvel Produced Something This Year I Actually Wanted To Invest In. Now there's an alternate reality for you.

[identity profile] neptunedream.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
OH SNAP! OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Dude I still say I'm gonna climb to the top with the whole "Screamin' Guy" series. You just wait.

[identity profile] neptunedream.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
TESTIFIED! OH YES

[identity profile] th3newblack.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I SAY, GO BACK TO YOUR MESSAGE BOARDS AND YOUR INTERNET 'BLOGS', THAT CRAZY THEORY OF YOURS IS ENTIRELY IMPLAUSIBLE.

[identity profile] neptunedream.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Those crazy Goddamn kids on them Internet computer webpage sites all day. Why, back in my day, our favorite media heroes had their throats ripped out almost every week. And you know WHAT?! We had to DEAL WITH IT! Damn rapscallions have everything so Goddamn easy these days.

[identity profile] th3newblack.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
dsgkdgh sdsdg

Cap: Can't I at least please come back? You're Marvel, you know how to work your way around--
Marvel: NO HAPPINESS FOR OUR CUSTOMERS.

[identity profile] th3newblack.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
seriously this seemed like a Card Crusher meme (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Card_Crusher) waiting to happen, so excuse my pause while I went off to (expertly) photoshop this

Image

[identity profile] neptunedream.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
YOU MADE MY DAY THING

[identity profile] xidiomaticlogic.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD YES.

[identity profile] neptunedream.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yet how many times has the fuggin' Hulk gotten to come back?...

I mean, just sayin'...He's had more than his fair chance. I guess Marvel just likes to shove the most unlikeable characters in our faces until we vomit with rage.

[identity profile] th3newblack.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
i ♥ u 2 :D

[identity profile] chaosakita.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations, please come here to accept your shiny new internets.