Fic: Kitteh and Bunneh, for Spring Creative Challenge

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

Title: Kitteh and Bunneh
Rating: PG (implied obscenity)
Summary: The Avengers versus cuteness. No, really.
Beta: No ma'am, too short.
Word Count: 200 (ha, made it)
Note: Written for the Spring Arts/Creative Challenge. Prompt: A lost cuddly animal.


 

“The bench is built from the ruins of an old fertility temple.” Strange frowned and opened his eyes. “It has latched onto the child; I can dispel the magics, but not unless she leaves the seat willingly.”

“C’mon, kid. I’ll buy you some ice cream.”

“No!”

Tony turned to stare at the scene. On top of the bench sat a little girl, clutching a picture book in one hand and a stick in the other. Two kittens, until recently human, sat in her lap. Logan was attempting to coax the girl out of her seat.

“I’ll get you…uh…pizza and ice cream.”

“No! I want my mommy!” One of the kittens started to meow.

Logan growled. “Kid, your mommy’s not here right now. What else do you want?”

The little girl screwed up her face in thought, then pointed the stick at Logan with a grin.

”Bunny!”

“Ohfu-“

 

Steve turned, adjusting the sleeping girl on his shoulder. “Iron Man, will you get Wolverine?”

Tony picked up the kicking, struggling rabbit. It had tousled black fur and long incisors.

“You know, I hear Peter needs a new classroom pet.”

Logan flicked his ears and made a spirited attempt to bite Tony’s thumb.

Comments

[sdblaine.livejournal.com]

-chokes on ice tea laughing-

T-that I was not expecting. Very funny~

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

I will never get tired of making Wolverine look ridiculous.
Thanks for the kind words! (And your icon is great.)

[marinarusalka.livejournal.com]

Hee! Wolverine!bunny must be scarily adorable. Or adorably scary. Whatever.

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

Every time I tried to picture the WolverBunny, I kept going back to the killer rabbit from Monty Python- you know, the one with huge fangs. "Death awaits you all, with nasty, big pointy teeth!"
Thanks for commenting!

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* Oh god, someone needs to draw this.

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

That would make my week. (I can see my version of the WolverBunny in my head- small, dirty brown-black fur, very sharp claws and teeth, a perpetual sneer- but I lack the skill to draw him.)
Thanks for commenting! I'm glad I could bring the lols.

[posyvanilla.livejournal.com]

Well, that was unexpected. And awesome. :)

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Once I had the image of Wolverine!bunny in my head, I knew I had to make him happen. Poor Logan. :D
Thank you for your feedback!

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

heee omg. Yes. cute interpretation!~

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you thought so. :D I'm loving the short wordcount on this challenge; it gets me to actually write fic, because a specific- and low- word limit is somehow less scary to me (I don't get you, brain).
My muse insists sullen!bunny!Logan is the funniest and cutest thing ever. I'm glad you got a kick out of it. Thanks!

[northstar-rocks.livejournal.com]

I want a Logan-bunny!!
Steve carrying children will always be cute as hell too <3

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

I would also like a Logan-bunny, though I think he would be tousled, sullen, and inclined to dive into the fridge in pursuit of beer. (Which would be hilarious.) I liked the stealth Steve-cuteness there too- I wanted to include more, but I had to cut things down. Next time.
Thanks for your comments!

[skund.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I hope Wolverine!bunny doesn't still have his claws, because that would be hilarious horrible.

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

I think he has dainty little adamantium bunny claws that scratch the hell out of Tony's leather furniture. oh God why is this so amusing?!
I'm glad you liked! Thanks for commenting.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Tony picked up the kicking, struggling rabbit. It had tousled black fur and long incisors.

*dies* He's a killer rabbit! With nasty, pointy teeth! (in my head, his long incisors are totally made of adamantium).

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

He's a killer rabbit! With nasty, pointy teeth!
I am almost sure that most of this stemmed from watching "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" too many times. (And now I have an image of Peter and Tony doing the "nasty, pointy teeth" thing at each other over Wolverbunny's ears, and Cap seeing them and being totally confused.) It's good to be a nerd, isn't it? :D
Thanks for the feedback!

[saphirerose1986.livejournal.com]

I thought I had commented. I just finished a fancomic of this since Bunny*Wolverine wouldn't leave me alone. I love the originality of your plot and how silly it was. It was great for a quick laugh.

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

I GOTS FANART
/does delirious little happydance
Thank you so much! I'm glad I was able to inspire you and make you laugh.