ext_18423 ([identity profile] simmysim.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] cap_ironman2009-05-25 10:58 pm

Marvel Team Up V3 issues 1-6: IMAGE HEAVY.

This is one of my all-time favorite comics ever, very full of Steve/Tony, but as I mention it in passing to people, I realize it's not all that well known. So, stop me if you've heard this one.



ONE MORNING the Fantastic Four eats breakfast, as they tend to do, and their home is busted in by a screaming cloaked figure:



as screaming cloaked figures tend to do.

Because all attempts of tricking you into believing this is regular business would fail miserably, as I'm pulling it out for selective reading, I'll just cut to the chase, after a grand battle:



HOLY FUCKING BALLS AMIRITE.



IAMRITE.

Tony's beautiful face what happened to it tony





He beats them pretty bad and oh man this is the worst. Just the worst. There's no way it could get any more worst than it



DDDDDDDD:



The power source he detected is a character we'll meet later, who is currently being attacked by the Hulk, and Tony goes to save him!



Wowie, maybe he's not all that bad? He's still a Tony Stark we know at his core, a good and decent



DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: oh frick no we were right the first time, he is ugly and evil

So he gets the kid (who is a total snot, I'm not sure if any of the scans I'm going to show you properly details it, but he is)



I see you eyeing that phone young man perhaps you are thinking of calling a certain teacher of yours named Peter Parker who you figured out is Spiderman. That would be a wise move.





MEANWHILE X-23 happened to be staring at the right screen when the blip of energy was detected at the mansion. Which leads to:



Der's a fight

JUST THEN
Cap and Natasha are on the Helicarrier and learn about what's happening. Cap's reaction is pretty non-existent, but here's some delicious man meat anyways:


Nnngkjfdgkj look at that back, jesus

lol AND THEN

omgomgomg




lol right to the face, goddamn

SPEAKING OF FACES gkljadgfkl;da









LOL D:



noble last words.





Second favorite page in the whole thing~



First favorite:



A date <3<3<3<3 AAAND that's the end of the first Evil Tony adventure! I was going to include the second one in this post, but this has gotten kind of ridiculously long, so I'll do that like tomorrow or something. : )


Note: This is a lot of scans, but all this was over the course of 6 issues, so I think I did pretty good?


BUY IT HERE:
1-6 7-13 14-18 19-25
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[personal profile] valtyr 2009-05-26 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, by Dorky's command this will be my next project after the Big Bang, so expect to see it sometime in August... I may even come up with a better title than Naked Steve Fights A Bear, although probably not. :D

[identity profile] dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And it will be post-Big-Bang, so we will be COMPLETELY FREE.
YAY! :D

Also, hey, there should be fic where Steve basically hustles the hell out of everyone at poker
Steve challenges Death to a game of poker instead of chess. :D
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[personal profile] valtyr 2009-05-26 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony and Steve play strip poker? Steve was losing when they were playing for money...

[identity profile] dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Steve. You sneaky bastard.

Re: mua ha ha

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I miss De La Torre. :(

But since I'm not reading IIM anymore, I'm happily no longer bothered by Laroca's mess.

[identity profile] to_shiki.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Soooo, reading this before work got me to thinking while at work (yay for mindless job) about something kinda like this. Would you mind? Involves lots of Evil!Steve's going through diff universes trying to find a Tony that hasn't died and 'saving' him from whatever will befall him in the world they find him in. Pretty much:
(Evil!Stevex6)+(Alive!Tonyx1)=oh my!
cheers for the only math i can do!

[identity profile] truthiness-aura.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Naked Steve Fights A Bear

What do I have to do to make this happen. WHAT. TELL ME.
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The evil twin who didn't strike back

[personal profile] dorothy1901 2009-05-27 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
First: Evil!Tony! Eeeee! *vibrates with happiness*

Second: According to the internetz, this story came out a full year before Civil War. The whole time that everyone was running around going crazy, and Steve was hiding out in SHIELD safe houses, and Tony was doing that stuff, and Maria Hill was doing that other stuff... the whole time, SHIELD has got a second Tony Stark just lying there like a tuna on ice, and they ignore him? Or, if you want to be meta about it: Marvel ignores him? This is not some minor, throwaway character, guys! This is Evil Tony Stark, boy genius!

Third: There are two Tony Starks. Really. Canonically. Where's the slash?

[identity profile] tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
(falls over)

I lurk, I swear I lurk, but I just wrote a first draft of the whole Steve-Death-Chess thing like a month ago (except it's Discworld Death because I have a horrendously huge love for Sir Pterry). I also remember whining about a need for vampire fics. (eyes [livejournal.com profile] kijkuin worriedly) You all are making me think the fandom hive mind does exist. D:

(creeps back into obscurity)

Edited: Because there is no reason for getting a simple username wrong at only 11PM.
Edited 2009-05-27 03:14 (UTC)

Re: mua ha ha

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I think actually, that once I've finished off some of my Avengers and Harry Potter stories, I'm going to take a crack at Star Wars. I'm dying for some good Obi-Wan/Padme. DYING. And I'd also like to do some Star Trek gen.

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
YOU WILL FINISH THIS. AND SOON. MY DARTH VADER ICON COMMANDS IT.

[identity profile] dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
As soon as the BB is done and over! :D

Re: The evil twin who didn't strike back

[identity profile] dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
the whole time, SHIELD has got a second Tony Stark just lying there like a tuna on ice, and they ignore him?
Oooohhhh. I hadn't thought of that. *_*

There are two Tony Starks. Really. Canonically. Where's the slash?
YES PLEASE.

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
LOLCAPS VADER WILL BE WATCHING YOU.

[identity profile] dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
first draft of the whole Steve-Death-Chess
it's Discworld Death

So, when are we going to get this fic?

[identity profile] dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
Edgar Rice Burroughs Eat Your Heart Out.
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[personal profile] valtyr 2009-05-27 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Like Tarzan, Only Gayer And With Dinosaurs.

[identity profile] dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Or Robinson Crusoe.

Tony keeps calling Steve Friday.
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[personal profile] valtyr 2009-05-27 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Steve retaliates by calling Tony Jane. Tony throws a pineapple, or possibly a dead guinea fowl, at him. They get into a fight. It occurs to Tony, as they wrestle wearing only loincloths and Steve's sun tan lotion, that Steve is some kind of evil genius and Tony should be more on his guard, but he can start doing that when Steve doesn't actually have his thigh pressing against Tony's dick. He's pretty sure this is not a standard leg-lock.

[identity profile] tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
;-; Even in an edit, I couldn't get the username right. D'oh! Kijikun. Kijikun. Kijikun. I can spell, blast it!

¬¬ It may or may not be sitting in a WiP folder waiting for my poor, overloaded beta-reader to stop being strangled by five other stories. It's only barely over 1k wordcount, so I might post it without pitting it against the Grammar Monster that is my beta reader. (I can manage editing that? Right? ._.; *cricketcricket*) But they always come out so pretty after they're beaten up and chewed on...

[identity profile] elspethdixon.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
And then it ends in happy Strange/Wong/Pepper threesome sex? (well, happily for Strange and Wong, anyway - Pepper may still be married to Happy at the point you're setting it at, for all I know).

[identity profile] elspethdixon.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"My Steve Rogers" awww.

Between that and his reaction upon seeing Steve, I'm forced to conclude that even evil mirror!Tony is/was in love with Steve.

Maybe Steve's death was what made him go evil, like that episode of Superman: TAS where you see the alternate future where Lois Lane dies and Clark goes evil from grief and ends up married to ruling Metropolis with Lex.

Re: The evil twin who didn't strike back

[identity profile] elspethdixon.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The whole time that everyone was running around going crazy, and Steve was hiding out in SHIELD safe houses, and Tony was doing that stuff, and Maria Hill was doing that other stuff... the whole time, SHIELD has got a second Tony Stark just lying there like a tuna on ice, and they ignore him? Or, if you want to be meta about it: Marvel ignores him?

The missed opportunities are enough to make the baby Jeebus Cable cry.

[identity profile] elspethdixon.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
How could I have been ignorant of the glory that is this comic? And the fact that it has a sequel?

Oh Marvel, just when I think you're dead to me forever, your back canon always delivers another piece of beautiful crack.

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