cap_ironman | Marvel Team Up V3 issues 1-6: IMAGE HEAVY.

This is one of my all-time favorite comics ever, very full of Steve/Tony, but as I mention it in passing to people, I realize it's not all that well known. So, stop me if you've heard this one.

ONE MORNING the Fantastic Four eats breakfast, as they tend to do, and their home is busted in by a screaming cloaked figure:

as screaming cloaked figures tend to do.

Because all attempts of tricking you into believing this is regular business would fail miserably, as I'm pulling it out for selective reading, I'll just cut to the chase, after a grand battle:

HOLY FUCKING BALLS AMIRITE.

IAMRITE.

Tony's beautiful face what happened to it tony

He beats them pretty bad and oh man this is the worst. Just the worst. There's no way it could get any more worst than it

DDDDDDDD:

The power source he detected is a character we'll meet later, who is currently being attacked by the Hulk, and Tony goes to save him!

Wowie, maybe he's not all that bad? He's still a Tony Stark we know at his core, a good and decent

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: oh frick no we were right the first time, he is ugly and evil

So he gets the kid (who is a total snot, I'm not sure if any of the scans I'm going to show you properly details it, but he is)

I see you eyeing that phone young man perhaps you are thinking of calling a certain teacher of yours named Peter Parker who you figured out is Spiderman. That would be a wise move.

MEANWHILE X-23 happened to be staring at the right screen when the blip of energy was detected at the mansion. Which leads to:

Der's a fight

JUST THEN
Cap and Natasha are on the Helicarrier and learn about what's happening. Cap's reaction is pretty non-existent, but here's some delicious man meat anyways:

Nnngkjfdgkj look at that back, jesus

lol AND THEN

omgomgomg

lol right to the face, goddamn

SPEAKING OF FACES gkljadgfkl;da

LOL D:

noble last words.

Second favorite page in the whole thing~

First favorite:

A date <3<3<3<3 AAAND that's the end of the first Evil Tony adventure! I was going to include the second one in this post, but this has gotten kind of ridiculously long, so I'll do that like tomorrow or something. : )

Note: This is a lot of scans, but all this was over the course of 6 issues, so I think I did pretty good?

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Naked Steve Fights A Bear
He wasn't naked when we last talked about this! Do you take euros? *looks for spare cash*

Duh, his loincloth falls off in the struggle. He's been wearing it pretty low on his hips because Tony can't look at Steve's hipbones and have higher thought at the same time. But that means when he had to throw down with the bear, it got dislodged.

Tony is convinced he was holding it up by sheer willpower and it only fell down cause he was distracted by the bear.

Anyway, he snaps the bear's neck with his bare hands. While naked. There's claw marks on his deltoids, and he's bleeding a little bit and sweating a lot. Tony has to hold himself upright with a nearby tree as all available processing power is directed away from frivolities like standing.

That will be... uh, one dollar twelve cents.

...If that's what happens when you charge for a euro, what will you come up when I pay you a hundred?

Who knows? Maybe Steve and Tony will actually make physical contact with each other!

As I recall, at this stage Tony is firmly opposed to a relationship with Steve as it will ruin their friendship. He's gradually coming to believe that it will be much worse for their friendship if he has an aneurysm from thwarted desire. ASFSDLK Steve is showering under the waterfall Tony thought they only did that in hippy shampoo adverts. (actually, it is tricky and not entirely comfortable. Steve is just doing it for effect)

Oh, Steve's tactical genius mind is a beautiful thing! His mantra is probably 'Sex Or Death!'

Tony will give in soon enough! He brought home bearskins!

(Btw, I added the sabre toothed tigercub!)

Yeah, but Steve is holding out for commitment. Not just a swept-away-by-passion-one-night-stand in the humid jungles of the Savage Land, et cetera. He's all, I am not taking you roughly on these furs while T-Rexes roar in the distance and the night air - are you listening? And Tony is SORRY I kind of zoned out after the bit about taking me roughly.

The sabre-toothed tiger episode is a masterstroke of Steve's. After the bear incident, he observed Tony's glazed eyes and decided it needed to be done again, with more danger. So, sabre-toothed tiger. Then, he insists they adopt the adorable cub, and cuddles it while Tony stares fixedly and wonders what the hell has happened to his life.

...I love you. Marry me. :D

With our powers combined, we will be unstoppable.

After the Big Bang.

Also, we have spammed the living shit out of poor Simmy's journal today. SORRY SIMMY.

I think I'll bring a big notebook on my second London adventure. And my porny sketchbook. :D

:D We are going to have so much fun. And it will be post-Big-Bang, so we will be COMPLETELY FREE. I am going to write so many things. First up, Savage Steve! Then Tony In The Dumpster. Polite Sex. The Robot One. Sex Pollen. The Armour One. Our Epic! The one where they go bowling/play pool together suggestively. Also, hey, there should be fic where Steve basically hustles the hell out of everyone at poker, because he learned from the Howling Commandos and Fury always knows where all the aces are.

And it will be post-Big-Bang, so we will be COMPLETELY FREE.
YAY! :D

Also, hey, there should be fic where Steve basically hustles the hell out of everyone at poker
Steve challenges Death to a game of poker instead of chess. :D

Tony and Steve play strip poker? Steve was losing when they were playing for money...

Oh, Steve. You sneaky bastard.

(falls over)

I lurk, I swear I lurk, but I just wrote a first draft of the whole Steve-Death-Chess thing like a month ago (except it's Discworld Death because I have a horrendously huge love for Sir Pterry). I also remember whining about a need for vampire fics. (eyes

kijkuin worriedly) You all are making me think the fandom hive mind does exist. D:

(creeps back into obscurity)

Edited: Because there is no reason for getting a simple username wrong at only 11PM.

Edited 2009-05-27 03:14 (UTC)

first draft of the whole Steve-Death-Chess
it's Discworld Death

So, when are we going to get this fic?

;-; Even in an edit, I couldn't get the username right. D'oh! Kijikun. Kijikun. Kijikun. I can spell, blast it!

¬¬ It may or may not be sitting in a WiP folder waiting for my poor, overloaded beta-reader to stop being strangled by five other stories. It's only barely over 1k wordcount, so I might post it without pitting it against the Grammar Monster that is my beta reader. (I can manage editing that? Right? ._.; *cricketcricket*) But they always come out so pretty after they're beaten up and chewed on...

I want this fic like burning. My want for it burns the same way Tony burns when he gazes at Steve's naked, artistically craw-marked form (Poor Tony: even attempting to imagine that the claw marks were made by Wolverine didn't quell the lust -- it only added the flames of jealousy to it).

You don't know me, but you just broke my brain. My dying squee from this scene was EPIC. Like Steve's hotness level of EPIC.

Well, by Dorky's command this will be my next project after the Big Bang, so expect to see it sometime in August... I may even come up with a better title than Naked Steve Fights A Bear, although probably not. :D

Edgar Rice Burroughs Eat Your Heart Out.

Like Tarzan, Only Gayer And With Dinosaurs.

Or Robinson Crusoe.

Tony keeps calling Steve Friday.

Steve retaliates by calling Tony Jane. Tony throws a pineapple, or possibly a dead guinea fowl, at him. They get into a fight. It occurs to Tony, as they wrestle wearing only loincloths and Steve's sun tan lotion, that Steve is some kind of evil genius and Tony should be more on his guard, but he can start doing that when Steve doesn't actually have his thigh pressing against Tony's dick. He's pretty sure this is not a standard leg-lock.

I would totally read absolutely anything that had that as a tag line.

Marvel Team Up V3 issues 1-6: IMAGE HEAVY.

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