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Marvel Team Up V3 issues 1-6: IMAGE HEAVY.
This is one of my all-time favorite comics ever, very full of Steve/Tony, but as I mention it in passing to people, I realize it's not all that well known. So, stop me if you've heard this one.
ONE MORNING the Fantastic Four eats breakfast, as they tend to do, and their home is busted in by a screaming cloaked figure:

as screaming cloaked figures tend to do.
Because all attempts of tricking you into believing this is regular business would fail miserably, as I'm pulling it out for selective reading, I'll just cut to the chase, after a grand battle:

HOLY FUCKING BALLS AMIRITE.

IAMRITE.
Tony's beautiful face what happened to it tony


He beats them pretty bad and oh man this is the worst. Just the worst. There's no way it could get any more worst than it

DDDDDDDD:

The power source he detected is a character we'll meet later, who is currently being attacked by the Hulk, and Tony goes to save him!

Wowie, maybe he's not all that bad? He's still a Tony Stark we know at his core, a good and decent

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: oh frick no we were right the first time, he is ugly and evil
So he gets the kid (who is a total snot, I'm not sure if any of the scans I'm going to show you properly details it, but he is)

I see you eyeing that phone young man perhaps you are thinking of calling a certain teacher of yours named Peter Parker who you figured out is Spiderman. That would be a wise move.


MEANWHILE X-23 happened to be staring at the right screen when the blip of energy was detected at the mansion. Which leads to:

Der's a fight
JUST THEN
Cap and Natasha are on the Helicarrier and learn about what's happening. Cap's reaction is pretty non-existent, but here's some delicious man meat anyways:

Nnngkjfdgkj look at that back, jesus
lol AND THEN
omgomgomg

lol right to the face, goddamn
SPEAKING OF FACES gkljadgfkl;da





LOL D:

noble last words.


Second favorite page in the whole thing~

First favorite:

A date <3<3<3<3 AAAND that's the end of the first Evil Tony adventure! I was going to include the second one in this post, but this has gotten kind of ridiculously long, so I'll do that like tomorrow or something. : )
Note: This is a lot of scans, but all this was over the course of 6 issues, so I think I did pretty good?
BUY IT HERE:
1-6 7-13 14-18 19-25
ONE MORNING the Fantastic Four eats breakfast, as they tend to do, and their home is busted in by a screaming cloaked figure:

as screaming cloaked figures tend to do.
Because all attempts of tricking you into believing this is regular business would fail miserably, as I'm pulling it out for selective reading, I'll just cut to the chase, after a grand battle:

HOLY FUCKING BALLS AMIRITE.

IAMRITE.
Tony's beautiful face what happened to it tony


He beats them pretty bad and oh man this is the worst. Just the worst. There's no way it could get any more worst than it

DDDDDDDD:

The power source he detected is a character we'll meet later, who is currently being attacked by the Hulk, and Tony goes to save him!

Wowie, maybe he's not all that bad? He's still a Tony Stark we know at his core, a good and decent

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: oh frick no we were right the first time, he is ugly and evil
So he gets the kid (who is a total snot, I'm not sure if any of the scans I'm going to show you properly details it, but he is)

I see you eyeing that phone young man perhaps you are thinking of calling a certain teacher of yours named Peter Parker who you figured out is Spiderman. That would be a wise move.


MEANWHILE X-23 happened to be staring at the right screen when the blip of energy was detected at the mansion. Which leads to:

Der's a fight
JUST THEN
Cap and Natasha are on the Helicarrier and learn about what's happening. Cap's reaction is pretty non-existent, but here's some delicious man meat anyways:

Nnngkjfdgkj look at that back, jesus
lol AND THEN
omgomgomg


lol right to the face, goddamn
SPEAKING OF FACES gkljadgfkl;da





LOL D:

noble last words.


Second favorite page in the whole thing~

First favorite:

A date <3<3<3<3 AAAND that's the end of the first Evil Tony adventure! I was going to include the second one in this post, but this has gotten kind of ridiculously long, so I'll do that like tomorrow or something. : )
Note: This is a lot of scans, but all this was over the course of 6 issues, so I think I did pretty good?
BUY IT HERE:
1-6 7-13 14-18 19-25
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Also, Tony's 'I COULD HARVEST HIS ORGANS!' line wins.
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mua ha ha
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OH BOY
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AU of your evil AU / pet!Tony is just magically delicious
This needs smut, lots of smut?
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Also!
Can I make icons? Pretty please?
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But yes I agree :))
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2) Nice metal miniskirt, Tony
3) I hate that 'just a kid' thing. Keep your sodding kids off the battlefield if you're worried about them that much! If it's a toddler attempting to slit my throat, I'm still going to punt it.
4) Poor Spidey. No love! That's cold, Steve.
5) Spare parts eeew.
6) "My Steve Rogers" awww.
7) My Steve Rogers is a living legend, only he's dead? I think that just makes him the usual kind of legend.
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2 I kept thinking, "well, it's supposed to go with a cape..." and then "well wait that would look even gayer..."
3 what's wrong with you you monster. I've found replacing the PG safe words for their obvious intended meaning makes these comics a lot better. Like, Tony is fond of "Holy Jumping Hannahs!" in battle, obviously supposed to be "HOLY FUCKING HELL!" which is much more humorous.
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OH YEAH so obviously they were calling him FUCKER. there. which makes me lol. so lol, how are you val? we haven't spoken in a while
5. iawtcccccc
6. There's no affection like psychopathic delusion <3<3<3
7. lol i noticed that too, quite a silly mistake to make when you're giving hints about a character's backstory and motivation.
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Like really strong manly sweat, and cigars
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CHEAP AT THE PRICE
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Between that and his reaction upon seeing Steve, I'm forced to conclude that even evil mirror!Tony is/was in love with Steve.
Maybe Steve's death was what made him go evil, like that episode of Superman: TAS where you see the alternate future where Lois Lane dies and Clark goes evil from grief and ends up
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Wait, what is Tony's health status at this point?
You know, it'll be really cool if fake blood gets as good as the real thing, so much that it can be used for recreational use. As in, you get to drink as much as you want, but once you get drunk, all you have to do is replace your blood with alcohol-free blood! Party forever! I got this idea from Ray Bradbury's book...
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The evil twin who didn't strike back
Second: According to the internetz, this story came out a full year before Civil War. The whole time that everyone was running around going crazy, and Steve was hiding out in SHIELD safe houses, and Tony was doing that stuff, and Maria Hill was doing that other stuff... the whole time, SHIELD has got a second Tony Stark just lying there like a tuna on ice, and they ignore him? Or, if you want to be meta about it: Marvel ignores him? This is not some minor, throwaway character, guys! This is Evil Tony Stark, boy genius!
Third: There are two Tony Starks. Really. Canonically. Where's the slash?
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Oooohhhh. I hadn't thought of that. *_*
There are two Tony Starks. Really. Canonically. Where's the slash?
YES PLEASE.
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Also lol IDK SLASH D: his horrible deformity is kind of a turn off.
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The missed opportunities are enough to make the baby
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Ans when I say they I guess I mean... Osborne. D:
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Oh Marvel, just when I think you're dead to me forever, your back canon always delivers another piece of beautiful crack.
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Go get the whole thing nownownownow
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And no one would listen to X-23...
XD
This was a really great issue.