cap_ironman | Marvel Team Up V3 issues 1-6: IMAGE HEAVY.

This is one of my all-time favorite comics ever, very full of Steve/Tony, but as I mention it in passing to people, I realize it's not all that well known. So, stop me if you've heard this one.

ONE MORNING the Fantastic Four eats breakfast, as they tend to do, and their home is busted in by a screaming cloaked figure:

as screaming cloaked figures tend to do.

Because all attempts of tricking you into believing this is regular business would fail miserably, as I'm pulling it out for selective reading, I'll just cut to the chase, after a grand battle:

HOLY FUCKING BALLS AMIRITE.

IAMRITE.

Tony's beautiful face what happened to it tony

He beats them pretty bad and oh man this is the worst. Just the worst. There's no way it could get any more worst than it

DDDDDDDD:

The power source he detected is a character we'll meet later, who is currently being attacked by the Hulk, and Tony goes to save him!

Wowie, maybe he's not all that bad? He's still a Tony Stark we know at his core, a good and decent

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: oh frick no we were right the first time, he is ugly and evil

So he gets the kid (who is a total snot, I'm not sure if any of the scans I'm going to show you properly details it, but he is)

I see you eyeing that phone young man perhaps you are thinking of calling a certain teacher of yours named Peter Parker who you figured out is Spiderman. That would be a wise move.

MEANWHILE X-23 happened to be staring at the right screen when the blip of energy was detected at the mansion. Which leads to:

Der's a fight

JUST THEN
Cap and Natasha are on the Helicarrier and learn about what's happening. Cap's reaction is pretty non-existent, but here's some delicious man meat anyways:

Nnngkjfdgkj look at that back, jesus

lol AND THEN

omgomgomg

lol right to the face, goddamn

SPEAKING OF FACES gkljadgfkl;da

LOL D:

noble last words.

Second favorite page in the whole thing~

First favorite:

A date <3<3<3<3 AAAND that's the end of the first Evil Tony adventure! I was going to include the second one in this post, but this has gotten kind of ridiculously long, so I'll do that like tomorrow or something. : )

Note: This is a lot of scans, but all this was over the course of 6 issues, so I think I did pretty good?

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1-6 7-13 14-18 19-25

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First: Evil!Tony! Eeeee! *vibrates with happiness*

Second: According to the internetz, this story came out a full year before Civil War. The whole time that everyone was running around going crazy, and Steve was hiding out in SHIELD safe houses, and Tony was doing that stuff, and Maria Hill was doing that other stuff... the whole time, SHIELD has got a second Tony Stark just lying there like a tuna on ice, and they ignore him? Or, if you want to be meta about it: Marvel ignores him? This is not some minor, throwaway character, guys! This is Evil Tony Stark, boy genius!

Third: There are two Tony Starks. Really. Canonically. Where's the slash?

the whole time, SHIELD has got a second Tony Stark just lying there like a tuna on ice, and they ignore him?
Oooohhhh. I hadn't thought of that. *_*

There are two Tony Starks. Really. Canonically. Where's the slash?
YES PLEASE.

But oh, Marvel wasn't finished with him yet! (http://community.livejournal.com/cap_ironman/377179.html)

Also lol IDK SLASH D: his horrible deformity is kind of a turn off.

Edited 2009-05-27 12:19 (UTC)

his horrible deformity is kind of a turn off.

Eh. If Wolverine can get laid, Evil!Tony can get laid.

Tony Stark dated Madam Masque; he canonically has no problem with dating villains with horrible facial scarring.

Tony: surprisingly non-shallow. Who'da thunk it?

he canonically has no problem with dating villains with horrible facial scarring.

Someone should set him up with Doctor Doom.

You are not the first to suggest this idea. *grins* There's even an issue of Illuminati where Tony brings up Madam Masque and one of the other Illuminati members (Strange, maybe?) asks, "Why would you want to sleep with a woman who looks like Victor Von Doom?"

Tony and Reed both kind of choke, and no one answers the question.

Oh I wasn't saying it'd be a turn off for Tony, it'd be one for me DD:

The whole time that everyone was running around going crazy, and Steve was hiding out in SHIELD safe houses, and Tony was doing that stuff, and Maria Hill was doing that other stuff... the whole time, SHIELD has got a second Tony Stark just lying there like a tuna on ice, and they ignore him? Or, if you want to be meta about it: Marvel ignores him?

The missed opportunities are enough to make the baby ~~Jeebus~~ Cable cry.

They presumably still have him.

Ans when I say they I guess I mean... Osborne. D:

There's a non-con scenario I don't want to envision. Though I'm not actually sure who would be on the receiving end of the non-con.

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