THE END OF THE MOD TEAM!

[m-o-d-o-k.livejournal.com]

Pandanoai and Axolotl_lan have been 'removed' ALL HAIL MODLY MODOK!
Though I heard there were emergency protocals in place to call up Avengers moderating team locator programs for emergencies I will just need to find and destroy it.
AHA! Searching the Avengers reserve moderator team program to protect the love of Captain America and Tony Stark appears to have three names emblazoned above all others.
Watch out Muccamukk, Valtyr and Garrideb.
I will use this comm to take over the interwebs and then the world!!!

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[pandanoai.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Oh noes! Someone save the comm!~

*glares at Lan*

[m-o-d-o-k.livejournal.com]

Lan like you is at the bottom of the ocean... or were? Please tell me Namor hasn't decided to be a good guy again. Why would he do that?
LAN: BECAUSE HE AND STEVE WERE TEAMMATES IN THE INVADERS!

Sometimes there are just no explanations in this world. I am the modly modok now!

[pandanoai.livejournal.com]

i'm not doing this again...

*grumbles*

Oh goodness no... the humanity... someone stop modok... please~

[muccamukk]

Deep in the sublevels of the Avengers mansion, Muccamukk sits in a tiny darkened lab. Her face is illuminated solely by the computer screen in front of her as she types madly at on her lap top. Page after page of clichéd romance spread across the screen before her.

Suddenly, a blaring alarm harshes her grove, and a simi-blinding red strobe light completely kills her ability to type.

"Bloody AIM," she mutters. Without look, she punches a big red button behind her.

Hopefully releasing the mutant, laser-eyed goats from under the lawn will take care of whatever just penetrated the mansion's defences.

[m-o-d-o-k.livejournal.com]

Apparently I MODOK am not the most coherent compulator user... disregard the fact that I am mostly cybernetic! These livejournals are clearly perilous and the goats keep stinging me with their red glare!

[muccamukk]

It's a virtual mansion, with virtual mutant, laser-eyed goats.

[m-o-d-o-k.livejournal.com]

Mansions - Why do Humanfolk need such things? A closet is sufficient for sleep!

I have verified that some humans understand the benefit of closets, many an avenger can attest to finding others within closets. Captain America and Tony have even been known to share a closet why they need livejournals, mansions, helicarriers, and digital mansions!

GOAT STOP HEADBUTTING MY SERVOS!

[m-o-d-o-k.livejournal.com]

WHO SENT MUTANT GOATSES?
Really!?

I bet it was the Mandarin jealous of my new position as mod of the slash of two great heroes, he was always trying to bring me down.

I need to find those mods competitors before he does. Agh ow GOATS!

[booster-blue.livejournal.com]

[m-o-d-o-k.livejournal.com]

Confusion? The Mods Panda and Lan are gone now it is I... so long as I can deal with those pesky reserve mods before it is too late!
Lan: Don't worry! The new mod team was appointed before Modok captured us they will stop his reign of... okay terror is not quite the word.. confusion?

SUDDENLY! A CROSSOVER!

[booster-blue.livejournal.com]

I'm a real pro at taking things.

[valtyr]

As long as a single slasher resists you, you can never be victorious. We will fight you on Livejournal. We will fight you on 4chan. We will fight you on the mailing lists. We will never surrender!

[m-o-d-o-k.livejournal.com]

What? This SLASH is so much stronger than I expected a " / " to BE!!!!!!

[valtyr]

I have studied you, MODOK, and I know that explicit gay sex will always defeat you. This thing we call 'slash' is beyond your shallow comprehension. Because you don't have any genitals.

Surrender now, and I'll put in a good word for you with the authorities.

[m-o-d-o-k.livejournal.com]

I will not surrender... but somehow no matter what I do names appear alongside mine as moderators can this be THE END????

I am genteel!~

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

Darn it all, the Fantastic Four are on vacation! But hope is not lost... Tony Stark has left me a little something in my closet, a little something he built for me for occasions such as this! Let's just hope it still fits.

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

Garrideb throws open her closet, shoving aside skirts and peasant blouses to reveal a dusty suit of armor. It quite obviously doesn't fit, so Garrideb carefully unscrews the repulsor boots and gauntlets. Soon she is flying towards the mansion. Hopefully, Muccamukk and Valtyr are there, and have a plan. Or even better, a weapon...

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Little does Modok suspect that he will be removed and his reign will end before it truly starts. That this great mod plan shall be successful and AGH
Ow. Goats JEEZ I AM NOT THE VILLAIN HERE~

Oh and Now Modok's come to put me back in my box..... GOOD LUCK NEW MODS!

[garrideb.livejournal.com]

Don't worry! I will rescue you from Modok, just as soon as I've had some coffee! Um, how much air does the box hold? Can you last an hour?

[cosmicbiscuit.livejournal.com]

::eyes clock:: God, it's way too late for this to make any sense.

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

I will use this comm to take over the interwebs and then the world!!!

Waitwaitwaitwait.

You mean the interwebs aren't the world? Then where have I been living for the past decade? D:

Mommy, I'm scared!

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

Shhhhh, it's alright, just remember not to eat the red pill, for it is NOT candy! The trip that the red pill sends you on is way to scary, and is none reversible, so blah.

[scrapmetalpimp.livejournal.com]

MODOK,

It's sad to me that you still think you're any kind of threat to anyone with your outdated technology and you're... well you're you. Actually, I've never found you all that threatening or hard to outsmart so how about you just leave these nice people alone and we'll take you back to your comfy detainment unit.

I think it's Strawberry Jell-O day... who can resist that?

- Tony Stark

re: your user name

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

Great, just great, now I'm picturing a psychotic looking (as always) Sentient Armour standing at a street corner with a cold and woobie looking red-thonged Tony in tow. Save him Steve!

No like, Tony programmed the armour to escort him at functions because creepy people were hitting on him, but As Always, Something Goes Wrong.

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

MODOK

I will fight you with the aid of spychedelic zebras!

Beware for we will not surrender!

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

What sort of health care plan to your minions get?