The picspam continues + a drabble

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

Bones!AU drabbles:


Tony has a habit of talking to himself as he works, he knows that. It isn't something he cares about though-- it's his lab interns' problem, not his, and they generally either ignore it, pretend he's talking to them, or quit.

"Lateral fractures along the left fibula," he murmurs. Someone clears their throat behind him and he ignores it. "Definitely post mortem. Hmm, and that's post mortem, too."

"Excuse me, Doctor Stark?"

Tony holds up the skeleton's sternum-- what's left of the sternum, anyway. There's a small hole a centimeter from the edge that definitely occurred when the victim was still alive. "Not projectile. Stabbing?"

"Doctor Stark."

Tony hands the piece of bone to the intern-of-the-week. "Have Hank swab the hole for particulates, the weapon might've left something embedded in the bone."

"Doctor Stark, if I could have a moment of your time."

Jesus Christ, did the FBI just not know how to take a hint? Tony heaves a sigh. "What do you want?" he asks, not bothering to turn around and continues to study the skeleton on the table in front of him.

"I'm Steve Rogers at the FBI, I'm here to offer to--"

"Look, Steve, I'm sure you're a great guy and good at your job and all that. But I've made my position clear-- I only work with Rhodey."

There's the slightest exhale of air that might, possibly, be an indication of extreme annoyance. Not that Tony cares. "Look, Stark, I'm doing you a favor!"

"Oh, really?" Tony says snidely, finally bothering to turn around and face this annoyance and-- oh sweet Jesus on toast. Tony forgets what he's about to say in the face of this six-foot-two vision of masculinity. Athletic, blond, chiseled jaw and intense blue eyes-- why hasn't anyone warned him that the FBI has people that look like they just walk off the set of the good kind of porn?

And then he realizes that the criminally good-looking agent is still talking.

"...Fury told me that you could be an asset in the field, but I'm not going to put up with this kind of attitude, no matter what you can--"

"You know," Tony interrupts, "You should really call me Tony if we're going to work together."

Steve blinks at him. "What?"

Tony takes off his right glove so he can shake hands. "Nice to meet you, Steve," he says with his most charming smile.

Comments

[prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com]

Tony's most charming smile is very charming indeed.

You draw a fantastic Tony, by the way. Great hair!

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

Thanks! The hair actually turned out surprisingly well.

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Man, I definitely want to see more of this.

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

:D I have one more drabble that fits in this universe, I admit.

[viva-la-yaoi.livejournal.com]

Another fantasic picture, but this time with a fantastic drabble attached (which you should totally continue by the way)! Steve's tie is perfect, but one has to wonder what his socks would look like, haha.

Hank would definately be Hodgins, which means that Jan could be Angela. Peter could be Zack except, ya know, not crazy. XD Ah, crossovers are so much fun, aren't they?

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

Haha, you got it just right! Jan and Peter were totally gonna be those characters. I'm just not sure who the other ones would be :)

I don't really have a plot for this 'verse, but I do have maybe one more drabble in me.

[viva-la-yaoi.livejournal.com]

I honestly have no idea who could play Dr. Sweets, although it'd be kind of hilarious to see someone like completely unfitting for the job like Thor or Wolverine getting it. XD Camille could be Sharon because of her past (although technically present) relationship with Steve maybe?

Plot? Who needs plot? Also, I would sincerely like to see any more drabbles (or pictures) you have pertaining this 'verse. Or any 'verse actually, haha.

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

I have one more drabble in mind, but I'm trying to get up the courage to turn it into a mini-comic >.>

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

So, seanchai was reading this ficlet aloud to me, and when she got to Hank swabbing for particulates, I may have let out a little fangirly scream. Also, Tony only working with Rhodey, and why hasn't anyone warned him that the FBI has people that look like they just walk off the set of the good kind of porn?, and Steve's put-upon sigh of annoyance, and Tony's lightning switch from working-working-science!zen-no-one-else-exists to charming smiles and trying to pick Steve up are all ^_^.

And I love Steve's little smile and Tony's thoughtful expression in the art. edit: also, the wrinkles in Tony's shirtsleeves and the star on Steve's tie.

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

People seem to be really amused by Hank and his particulates, lol.

But really, your favorite parts are also my favorite parts so \o/

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

Tony Stark would make the most amazing bitchy forensic analyst, he really would. Poor Steve.

also, your art? fuck, man, that is incredible.

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

He would! But he's also awesome and would make it up to Steve in other ways :D

Thanks!

[seanchai.livejournal.com]

Since both the picture and the drabble have reduced me to incoherent squealing, I'm incapable of saying which I love more. It's just all one big pile of awesome - Tony's hair! And Steve's tie and fondly amused expression! Hank swabbing for particulates! Interns-of-the-week! Tony talking to himself!

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it! (I'm actually a little surprised how much people enjoy Hank swabbing for particulates XD)

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

SQUEE. We need more. Nao, pwease?

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

Haha, I'm working on a little mini-comic in this 'verse but I can't make any promises for when it's done :P

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

I am not in Bones fandom (I know, I know, but TV and I rarely get along), but I would be all over more of this! The art is gorgeous, and the drabble is just amazing! (applause)

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And don't worry about it, aside from Bones, Castle, and the occasional America's Next Top Model (don't judge me!) I don't watch tv either.

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

I cannot stop smiling! Steve! Oh god, Steve! And his tie!! And the drabble is just aodrable. More. There must be more now.

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

There may be another drabble. Or a mini-comic, I'm not sure which :D

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

MINI COMIC! I vote for that!

[kyrdwyn.livejournal.com]

Ah, Steve. Totally not expecting the Charming!Tony to appear.

Love the art - Tony's focus on his work and Steve's little smile as he watches. And Tony's little eyebrow quirk of "you will tell me your secrets".

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

Haha, I think anyone who's spent any time with asshole!Tony would be totally unsettled by charming!Tony XP

[badwolf36.livejournal.com]

Hot damn. The drawing was amazing, but I think I almost liked the ficlet better. So how Steve and Tony would be if they worked at the Jeffersonian. :D I'm all giggly and happy now so thank you for sharing!

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

It was my pleasure! :D

[belle-favrielle.livejournal.com]

Um, I need more of this in my life NOW. So very fantastic. :)

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

Lol thanks! I'm sort of working on a mini-comic continuation, but that may take a while :)

[illuminatius.livejournal.com]

Dear Lord, that fanart is HOT. This AU needs more fics. Hot, sexy fics.

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

Ha, thanks! I agree, too.

PS: My love for your icon knows no bounds. <3<3<3

[illuminatius.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I can't stop staring at Tony? Dayum.

PS: It wasn't made by me, unfortunately. ._. But it's awesome and c-c-c-crazy.

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

Not wrong at all! Tony's just a naturally good-looking guy.

It totally IS awesome AND cccrazy. XD

[illuminatius.livejournal.com]

It also helps that Steve is hot as well. Gawd. GUH. *ahem*




Damn, now I want to read a fic about Tony seducing Steve by singing Lady Gaga. While wearing Gaga glasses. XD

"C-c-c-crazy (crazy), get your ass in my bed"
"I don't understand your 21st century ways, Tony."
"It means 'come here and bend over'."
"...Okay."

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

LOL

Steve: Hank, were there psychotropics or hallucinogenics in this morning's fog?

Hank: (blinks) I don't think so...

Steve: Okay, good. I'm going back to my room. (leaves, the team stares after him)

Jan: Is that Lady Gaga playing?

Peter: It's coming from Cap's room, WTF?

Hank: Lady who?

Jan: And has anyone seen Tony today?

[illuminatius.livejournal.com]

HAHA. Good ol' Steve, making sure that Tony isn't insane.

Peter: "What do you think they're doing?"

Hank: "I don't know. I left my Kama Sutra at home."

Jan: "Let's check it out."

*five minutes later*

Peter: "Oh my God."

Hank: "Oh my God."

Jan: "DAYUM."

Tony: "You've got me wondering why I, I like it rough I, I like it rough I, I like it rough..."

Steve: "Shiny and I know it, don't know why you wanna blow it..."

Peter & Hank: "..."

Jan: "Double DAYUM."

Jarvis: "Sirs, and milady, would you please be quiet? I can't quite hear what's going on."

[objectivelyp1nk.livejournal.com]

XD