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Avengers Movie Dialogue Help (SPOILERS)
[EDIT: 10/05/2012] I LOVE THIS FANDOM!! YOU GUYS ROCK AND WIN THE INTERNET! Thank you so much for your help everyone!! :D
Hello everyone, I have a question, well probably several questions really, and would love to have some help. Basically, I have major OCD tendencies in relation to fanfic writing, and while I keep trying to tell myself that I don't have to 100% exact, it still bugs me. ^^"
So I would like to pick everybody's mind on several parts of the Avengers' movie dialogue, as exact as possible. They all pertain to Steve and Tony, with occasional appearances by the other characters. I'll be including the parts where I remember too (and I figure this will help all fic writers ^^)
1) Steve and Tony's conversation on the jet after they capture Loki
The only thing I really remember here, before the Thor appears, is Tony calling Steve "Capsicle" and something about Steve being "on ice".
2) Tony poking Bruce and then the entire ensuing conversation
[after Tony pokes Bruce]
Steve: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony: Only if it's funny.
(I think Tony mentions that he's hacking into SHIELD's database)
Steve: (something about orders)
Tony: Following orders isn't really my style
Steve: And style is all you care about, right?
Tony: Out of all of us in this room, who's in the spangly outfit? (I do not know if this sentence is right)
3) The big argument with everyone else in the same room too
(dialogue including Steve saying Tony's computers were too slow, and then about how Tony would be all over Phase 2 if he were still in weapons manufacturing and Tony taking offense)
[Tony puts a hand on Steve's shoulder]
Steve: You know damn well why, back off!
Tony: Ooh, I'm starting to want you to make me.
[Steve circling Tony]
Steve: Big man in a suit of armor, take that off, what are you?
Tony: A genius, billionaire, playboy, philantrophist.
Steve: I knew men with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play. To lay down on the wire, to let another guy crawl over you.
Tony: You know, I think I would just cut the wire.
Steve: Always showing off, having a way out. You might not be considered a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero, Stark.
Tony: A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.
Steve: Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds. Let's see what makes you so special. Put on the suit.
[explosion]
Steve: Put the suit on.
Tony: Yeah, good idea.
4) Steve and Tony working together to repair the engine
Pretty much the only thing I remember here is Steve being all "well, it runs on electricity..." and Tony's "Well, you're not technically wrong". Oh and things about pulling levers and Steve needing a moment/minute to pull the lever.
I don't really need all of Tony's jargon (though I would heap tons of Internet cookies on anyone who provides it) because I am with Steve on Tony speaking "English" (and currently the fic I'm working on is in Steve's POV anyway).
5) after Coulson's death and Steve follows Tony
Steve: He seemed like a good man.
Tony: He's an idiot.
(and I'm pretty sure there is a lot more here, but I cannot remember them clearly)
Steve: Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?
Tony: We're NOT soldiers.
(more missing dialogue here)
Tony: He's a full-tilt diva! He wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a monument in the skies with his name plastered- Son of a bitch!
6) when Tony's guiding the nuke into the portal
Steve: Stark, you know that's a one-way trip.
(I don't remember how Tony replied, I think I was too busy holding my breath)
Jarvis: Should I call Miss Potts, sir?
Tony: Might as well.
Jarvis: Miss Potts isn't picking up, sir.
[Tony doesn't appear for some time after the explosion in space]
Natasha: Come on, Stark.
Steve: Close it. (does he say her name?)
[Tony falls through as the portal is closing]
Steve: Son of a gun.
Thor: He's not stopping.
[Hulk catches Iron Man, puts him on the ground, Thor and Steve roll him over Thor removes the faceplate, they all think Tony's dead, Hulk roars]
Tony: What the hell? What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
Steve: We won.
Tony: (rambles on about taking days off and shawarma)
Feel free to correct existing dialogue if something is off! Thank you in advance for all the help! And I hope this will be useful to other people too. ^^
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Tony Stark: He was an idiot!
Steve Rogers: He was doing his job!
Tony Stark: For taking Loki alone, he was out of his league!
Steve Rogers: Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?
Tony Stark: We are not soldiers! I am not marching to Fury's fife!
Steve Rogers: Neither am I! He's got the same blood on his hands as Loki. Right now we've got to put that aside and get this done.
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T: what do you think, Pilates?
S: (WTF face)
T: Like calisthenics. You may have missed a few things while you were being, you know, a Capsicle.
2) Tony had more at the end of that convo, something like, "Out of everyone in this room, who's wearing a spangly outfit and isn't any use?"
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1. Conversation on the Jet:
Captain America: I don't like it.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: What? Rock of Ages giving up so easily?
Captain America: I don't remember it being that easy. This guy packs a wallop.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Still, you were pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing? Pilates?
Captain America: What?
Tony Stark/Iron Man: It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things. Y'know, doin' time as a... Cap-sicle.
Captain America: Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.
2. Lab:
Tony Stark: You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime, top 10 floors, all R&D. You'd love it, it's Candyland.
Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Thanks but, the last time I was in New York, I... kind of broke... Harlem.
Tony Stark: Well, I promise a stress-free environment, no surprises... [zaps Bruce]
Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Ow!
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Hey! Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: [to Bruce] Nothing? You've really got a lid on it? What's your secret? Relaxing jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are!
5. Coulson
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Was he married?
Tony Stark: No, there was a cellist, I think.
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Sorry, he seemed like a good man.
Tony Stark: He was an idiot.
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Why? For believing?
Tony Stark: For taking on Loki alone.
Steve Rogers/Captain America: He was doing his job.
Tony Stark: He should've waited. He should've.....
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Sometimes there isn't a way out Tony.
Tony Stark: Right, never happened before.
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is this the first time you lost a soldier?
Tony Stark: We are not soldiers!
Tony Stark: I'm not marching to Fury's fife
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Neither am I. He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does. But right now we have to put that behind us and get this done. Now, Loki needs a power source. If we can put together-
Tony Stark: [interrupting] It's personal...
Steve Rogers/Captain America: That's not the point.
Tony Stark: That IS the point. That's Loki's point. He'll get all of us right at where we live. Why?
Steve Rogers/Captain America: To tear us apart.
Tony Stark: Yeah, divide and conquer's... great... but, he knows he has to take us out for him to win, right? THAT'S what he wants! He must beat us, he must be seen doing it... he wants an audience.
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Right. We caught his act in Stuttgart...
Tony Stark: Yeah. That's just previews... this is... this is opening night! And, Loki, he's a full-tilt diva... he wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a... monument built to the sky with his name plastered... [realises Loki's plan] Son of a bitch...
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Steve Rogers/Captain America: Hey, speak English.
Tony Stark: You see the red lever? When I tell you to, pull it. That will give me enough time to get out.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Clench up, Legolas!
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Give me a minute! [while dangling on a while]
Tony Stark/Iron Man: ow! ow! ow! Ow! Ow!
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Tony asks something to the effect of what's it look like or what do you see
Steve: It looks like it runs on some sort of electricity.
later
Steve: Speak English!
Tony: See the big red lever? Pulling it (if you pull it?) will slow down the engine enough for me to get out.
something about being ready to do so when he says or on his mark.
That's all I remember clearly. It may not be exactly word for word, especially the second bit.
ETA: I think kathgrr come closer on the lever line, but the Legolas bit is later, during the battle, to Hawkeye. I think IM is giving him a lift up onto a building.
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The Legolas bit is definitely to Hawkeye during the battle. Captain America tells him to get up to the roof, Hawkeye asks Iron Man for a lift, Iron Man says, "Better clench up, Legolas."
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Tony: Following's not really my style.
Steve: And you're all about style, aren't you?
Tony: Of the people in this room, which one is a) wearing a spangly outfit and b) not of use?
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Cap: That guy's a friendly?
IM: Doesn't matter, whether he frees Loki or kills him, the tesseract's lost
Cap: Stark - wait! We need a plan of attack.
IM: I have a plan - Attack.
2. In addition to the above:
Tony : Funny things are!
Steve: Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship isn't funny. (to Banner) No offense, doc.
Bruce: It's alright, I wouldn't have come aboard if I couldn't handle ... pointy things
Tony: You're tip-toeing, Big Man - you need to strut.
Steve: And you need to focus on the problem, Mr Stark
Tony: You think I'm not? Why did Fury call us in? Why now? Why not before? What isn't he telling us? I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables
Steve: You think Fury's hiding something?
Tony: He's a spy. Captain, he's the spy. His secrets have secrets. (munches on blueberries, indicates Bruce) It's bugging him too, innit?
Bruce: (Stammers and makes broad leave me out of it gesture) uuuh... I just wanna finish my work here..
Steve: Doctor?
Bruce: "A warm light for all mankind" - Loki's jab at Fury about the cube.
Steve: I heard it.
Bruce: Well, I think that was meant for you (Tony - who rewards him with munchie-sharing) Even if Barton did --- and here my source blitzes out.
something something
Steve: The Stark Tower? That big ugly (Tony makes a face) building in New York?
Bruce: It's powered by an arc reactor - a self sustaining energy source. That building will run itself for what, a year?
Tony: And it's just the prototype. (to Steve) I'm kinda the only name in clean energy right now - is what he's getting at.
Bruce: So. Why didn't Shield bring him in on the tesseract project? What are they doing in the energy business in the first place?
Tony: I should probably look into all of that once my security decryption program finishes breaking into all of Shield's secure files...
Steve: I'm sorry, did you say -
Tony: Jarvis has been running it since I hit the bridge. In a few hours, I'll know every dirty secret Shield has ever tried to hide. Blueberry? (Offers Steve bag)
Steve: And yet you're confused about why they didn't want you around.
Tony: An intelligence organization that fears intelligence - historically? Not awesome.
Steve: I think Loki's trying to wind us up. This is a man who means to start a war and if we don't stay focused, he'll succeed. (Bruce looks like he acknowledges the point.) We have orders. We should follow them.
Tony: Following's not really my style.
Steve: And you're all about style, aren't you?
Tony: Of the people in this room, which one is (a) wearing a spangly outfit and (b) not of use
Bruce: (overlapping) Steve, (who is glaring at Tony but nods to look at Banner) tell me none of this smells a little funky to you
Steve: Just find the cube. (leaves to go be a useful snoop)
Tony: That's the guy my dad never shut up about? I'm wondering if they shouldn't have kept him on ice.
Bruce: Huh. Guy's not wrong about Loki - he does have the jump on us.
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Steve: I'm sure if Stark Industries were still building weapons, you would be neck deep in it
Tony: How is this about me?
Steve: Isn't everything?
(I don't think I have Steve's first line exactly right.)
And then they get lost in the general bickering, but at one point Tony goes, "Was that a threat? I feel threatened!" or something similar.
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In convo 2, Tony's line about Steve's spangly suit...should it be
"Of the people in this room, which one is (a) wearing a spangly outfit and (b) not a fuse?"
A fuse...ya know...cause Bruce is kinda a walking time bomb? Like he's criticizing Steve and Bruce to prove that he's worth listening to or something? Am I the only one who thought he said that?
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Saw it again at 10am today. Asked everyone with me to just jot down what they heard without telling them what I thought. In a quiet near empty theater they all said "not of use" - so that's what I'm going with until subtitles on the blu-ray come along!
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To me, the scene starts with Loki's voice over because he is "the Silver Tongued" and is sooooo manipulating them - possibly through magic and through the spear in the room.
Loki: (VoiceOver) This is a child at prayer. This is pathetic. You lie and kill (Tony and Bruce) in the service of liars and killers (Hill learns they are being hacked). You pretend to be soldiers to have your own code (Fury reacts) - something that makes up for the horrors (Cap opens crate and sees Hydra tech), but they're part of you, and they will never go away.
(slams glass bringing us back to him and Black Widow) I won't touch Barton, not until I make him kill you - slowly, intimately - in every way he knows you fear and he'll wake just long enough to see his good work and when he screams, I'll split his skull.* This is my bargain, you mewling quim(**).
Widow: You're a monster.
Loki: Oh no, you brought the monster.
Widow: So, Banner. That's your play.
Loki: Wha-
Widow: (on comm) Loki means to unleash the Hulk. Keep Banner in the lab, I'm on my way - send Thor as well. (To Loki) Thank you for your cooperation.
(cut to the lab, Fury arrives)
Fury: What are you doing, Mr Stark?
Tony: Uh, kinda been wondering the same thing about you.
Fury: You're supposed to be locating the tesseract.
Bruce: We are. The model's locked and we're sweeping for the signature now. When we get a hit, we'll have a location within half a mile (indicates a station across the room that has apparently searched 46%... of the planet?)
Tony: Then you get your cube back, no muss, no fuss. What is Phase 2?
Steve: (slamming Hydra gun on the table) Phase 2 is Shield uses the cube to make weapons. Sorry, computer was moving a little slow for me.
Fury: Rogers, we gathered everything related to the tesseract. This does not mean -
Tony: I'm sorry, Nick - (shows schematics for making tesseract weapons marked Phase 2 on the screen) what were you lying?
Steve: I was wrong, Director, the world hasn't changed a bit.
(Thor and Widow arrive)
Bruce: (to Widow) Did you know about this?
Widow: You want to think about removing yourself from this environment, Doctor?
Bruce: (laughs) I was in Calcutta. I was pretty well removed.
Widow: Loki is manipulating you.
Bruce: And you've been doing what exactly?
Widow: You didn't come here because I bat my eyelashes at you. (She is approaching him and he backs away towards the spear.)
Bruce: Yes, and I'm not leaving because suddenly you get a little twitchy. (leaves spear and reaches for screen) I'd like to know why Shield is using the tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction.
*Note: apparently run on sentences are totally in character for gloating, arrogant Loki. :P
** Who also uses British slang as he gets worked up. Quim seems to be a way of sneaking a C word equivalent past the American censors.
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Thor: Me? (Tony reacts as he is "the only one who did the reading")
Fury: Last year, Earth had a visitor from another planet who had a grudge match that leveled a small town. We learned that not only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly, hilariously, out gunned.
Thor: My people want nothing but peace with your planet.
Fury: But you aren't the only people out there, are you? And you're not the only threat. The world's filling up with people who can't be matched. (On Tony) That can't be controlled.
Steve: Like you control the cube?
Thor: Your work on the tesseract is what drew Loki to it and his allies. It is a signal to all the realms that the Earth is ready for a higher form of war.
Steve: a higher form?
Fury: You forced our hand. We had to come up with something -
Tony: - a nuclear deterrent... 'cause that always calms everything right down.
Fury: Remind me again how you made your fortune, Stark.
Steve: I'm sure if he still made weapons, Stark would be neck deep in -
Tony: Wait, wait, hold on. How is this now about me?
Steve: Oh I'm sorry, isn't everything?
Thor: I thought humans were more evolved than this.
Fury: Excuse me, do we come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up
(begin overlap of transcription hell)
Steve: You understand this is not (lost)
Thor: (what?) champion someone you should trust
Widow: You boys really that naive?
Tony: - you think - take it apart -
Widow: Shield monitors potential threats.
Steve: - I can't believe - (Tony and Steve are definitely arguing with Fury while the bit with Widow, Thor and Bruce happens)
Bruce: Captain America is on a threat watch?
(camera moves to focus on the spear, now glowing)
Widow: We all are.
Tony: You're on my list
Thor: - little bug - (I think this is at Tony.)
Steve: Stark's -- the guy
Fury: - you are all -
Tony: I feel threatened!
Steve: What's that?
(And it all blends into noise and Hawkeye shows up.)
Thor: You speak of control and yet you court chaos.
Bruce: It's his MO, isn't it? I mean, what are we? A team? No, no, no - we're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're - we're a time bomb.
Fury: You need to step away.
Tony: Why shouldn't the guy let off a little steam? (gestures and ends up putting his hand on Steve's shoulder.
Steve: You know damn well why. (knocks hand off) Back off.
Tony: Oh, I'm starting to want you to make me.
Steve: Yeah, big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?
Tony: Genius, billionaire playboy philanthropist. (Widow semi nods)
Steve: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. And I've seen the footage, the only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play - to lay down on the wire and let the other guy crawl over you?
Tony: I think I would just cut the wire -
Steve: (sneers) Always a way out. You know, you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero.
Tony: A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.
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Steve: put on the suit, let's go a few rounds.
Thor: (laughs) You people are so petty. And tiny.
Bruce: Yeah, this a team...
(Both Tony and Steve blink and Tony acts like his head hurts or is foggy.)
Fury: Agent Romanov, please escort Dr Banner back to his -
Bruce: Where? You rented my room.
Fury: The cell was just -
Bruce: - in case you needed to kill me. But you can't. I know. I tried. (Steve and Tony react) I got low. I didn't see an end, so I put a bullet in my mouth and the Other Guy spit it out. So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good, until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanov? You wanna know how I stay calm? (and this is where he unconsciously grabs Loki's spear. Fury and Widow pull guns.)
Steve: Dr Banner? Put down the scepter.
Bruce: (looks startled he has it, but actually starts to shake his head no. The station across the room is 95% done searching the planet and beeps that it found the tesseract.) Sorry, kids, you don't get to see my party trick after all.
Thor: You've located the tesseract?
Tony: I can get there faster.
Thor: The tesseract belongs on Asgard. No human is a match for it.
Steve: (grabs Tony's arm as Tony is leaving) You're not going alone!
Tony: You going to stop me? (knocks arm off)
Steve: Put on the suit, let's find out.
Tony: I'm not afraid of you.
Steve: Put on the suit.
Bruce: Oh my god. (Presumably starts to tell Tony that it's on top of Stark Tower. But Hawkeye shows up and blows them all up.)
Steve: ... put on the suit.
Tony: ... yeah.
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Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats.
Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list?
Tony Stark: [to Rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
Steve Rogers: Stark, so help me God, if you make one more wise-crack…
Tony Stark: Is that a threat? Threat! I feel threatened!
And then there's something about respect, but I can't figure it out.