Avengers Movie Dialogue Help (SPOILERS)

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Hello everyone, I have a question, well probably several questions really, and would love to have some help. Basically, I have major OCD tendencies in relation to fanfic writing, and while I keep trying to tell myself that I don't have to 100% exact, it still bugs me. ^^"

So I would like to pick everybody's mind on several parts of the Avengers' movie dialogue, as exact as possible. They all pertain to Steve and Tony, with occasional appearances by the other characters. I'll be including the parts where I remember too (and I figure this will help all fic writers ^^)

1) Steve and Tony's conversation on the jet after they capture Loki

The only thing I really remember here, before the Thor appears, is Tony calling Steve "Capsicle" and something about Steve being "on ice".

2) Tony poking Bruce and then the entire ensuing conversation

[after Tony pokes Bruce]

Steve: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony: Only if it's funny.

(I think Tony mentions that he's hacking into SHIELD's database)

Steve: (something about orders)
Tony: Following orders isn't really my style
Steve: And style is all you care about, right?
Tony: Out of all of us in this room, who's in the spangly outfit? (I do not know if this sentence is right)

3) The big argument with everyone else in the same room too

(dialogue including Steve saying Tony's computers were too slow, and then about how Tony would be all over Phase 2 if he were still in weapons manufacturing and Tony taking offense)

[Tony puts a hand on Steve's shoulder]

Steve: You know damn well why, back off!
Tony: Ooh, I'm starting to want you to make me.

[Steve circling Tony]

Steve: Big man in a suit of armor, take that off, what are you?
Tony: A genius, billionaire, playboy, philantrophist.
Steve: I knew men with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play. To lay down on the wire, to let another guy crawl over you.
Tony: You know, I think I would just cut the wire.
Steve: Always showing off, having a way out. You might not be considered a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero, Stark.
Tony: A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.
Steve: Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds. Let's see what makes you so special. Put on the suit.

[explosion]

Steve: Put the suit on.
Tony: Yeah, good idea.

4) Steve and Tony working together to repair the engine

Pretty much the only thing I remember here is Steve being all "well, it runs on electricity..." and Tony's "Well, you're not technically wrong". Oh and things about pulling levers and Steve needing a moment/minute to pull the lever.

I don't really need all of Tony's jargon (though I would heap tons of Internet cookies on anyone who provides it) because I am with Steve on Tony speaking "English" (and currently the fic I'm working on is in Steve's POV anyway).

5) after Coulson's death and Steve follows Tony

Steve: He seemed like a good man.
Tony: He's an idiot.
(and I'm pretty sure there is a lot more here, but I cannot remember them clearly)
Steve: Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?
Tony: We're NOT soldiers.
(more missing dialogue here)
Tony: He's a full-tilt diva! He wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a monument in the skies with his name plastered- Son of a bitch!

6) when Tony's guiding the nuke into the portal

Steve: Stark, you know that's a one-way trip.
(I don't remember how Tony replied, I think I was too busy holding my breath)
Jarvis: Should I call Miss Potts, sir?
Tony: Might as well.
Jarvis: Miss Potts isn't picking up, sir.

[Tony doesn't appear for some time after the explosion in space]

Natasha: Come on, Stark.
Steve: Close it. (does he say her name?)

[Tony falls through as the portal is closing]

Steve: Son of a gun.
Thor: He's not stopping.
[Hulk catches Iron Man, puts him on the ground, Thor and Steve roll him over Thor removes the faceplate, they all think Tony's dead, Hulk roars]
Tony: What the hell? What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
Steve: We won.
Tony: (rambles on about taking days off and shawarma)

Feel free to correct existing dialogue if something is off! Thank you in advance for all the help! And I hope this will be useful to other people too. ^^

Comments

[gigglingkat]

(insert more Hawkeye)
Steve: put on the suit, let's go a few rounds.
Thor: (laughs) You people are so petty. And tiny.
Bruce: Yeah, this a team...
(Both Tony and Steve blink and Tony acts like his head hurts or is foggy.)
Fury: Agent Romanov, please escort Dr Banner back to his -
Bruce: Where? You rented my room.
Fury: The cell was just -
Bruce: - in case you needed to kill me. But you can't. I know. I tried. (Steve and Tony react) I got low. I didn't see an end, so I put a bullet in my mouth and the Other Guy spit it out. So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good, until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanov? You wanna know how I stay calm? (and this is where he unconsciously grabs Loki's spear. Fury and Widow pull guns.)
Steve: Dr Banner? Put down the scepter.

Bruce: (looks startled he has it, but actually starts to shake his head no. The station across the room is 95% done searching the planet and beeps that it found the tesseract.) Sorry, kids, you don't get to see my party trick after all.
Thor: You've located the tesseract?
Tony: I can get there faster.
Thor: The tesseract belongs on Asgard. No human is a match for it.
Steve: (grabs Tony's arm as Tony is leaving) You're not going alone!
Tony: You going to stop me? (knocks arm off)
Steve: Put on the suit, let's find out.
Tony: I'm not afraid of you.
Steve: Put on the suit.
Bruce: Oh my god. (Presumably starts to tell Tony that it's on top of Stark Tower. But Hawkeye shows up and blows them all up.)

Steve: ... put on the suit.
Tony: ... yeah.