cap_ironman | F- Is for Flight

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F- Is for Flight

ACTION FIGURE FOREPLAYerrrr.. I mean Fun under the cut!
Author/Artist: TOTALLY the wonderful

pandanoai
May she return safely from Australia with tiny Tony intact along with pictures of him on the trip!
rating: G... well maybe PG!

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Exactly. Also- Carol and I are just friends and anything you may hear that could resemble moaning, is actually vocal resonance practice for when we need to project our voice in battle.
- In case Hank asks.

Ahahahahaha!

Peter: *squeaky-voiced* You and Carol--? Are... wow. I guess this explains why Daredevil sleeps in his law partner's t-shirts, too. I always thought he'd just run out of clean laundry and had to borrow a shirt or something. OMG, I'm so blind! Wait, I should say that about something involving Matt, should I?

Carol: When Beast comes to visit and kisses Simon hello on the lips after handing him a bouquet of roses, it's exactly what it looks like, though.

<3 We should totally continue this thread and then when Panda returns she'll find her reviews are like fic unto themselves.

*love the Daredevil tie-in*

Peter: Oh no, you didn't just mention an x-man did you, because if this leads to mutant couplings I don't want to get into it.

Hank: Well, Beast was an Avenger...

Peter: and so was Wanda, Pietro and Wolverine- and I don't want to know their sex life, be it with each other or someone else.

Clint: How could you put them all in the same sentence? Wanda would never have sex with Wolverine.

Peter: Hey... there is nothing wrong with that... not that I had him in my basement a month and- ya forget it!

Jan: mm, y'know I heard Loki is a woman now- Wonder how Thor is taking it?

Carol: I know one way he's not!

y'know I heard Loki is a woman now- Wonder how Thor is taking it?

Carol: I know one way he's not!

*cackles* I continue to maintain that the entire reason Loki's been gender swapped is so that Straczynzki can eventually have Thor and Loki making out on panel and get away with it.

I'm waiting with glee for the cover art of Loki and Thor kissing that I'm convinced is coming at some point.

Same! I also look forward to the accompanying alt cover.

Clint: It's not like there's anything wrong with falling for a villainess. Some of them are very, very sexy.

Hank: Says the man who almost became a communist agent just because the Black Widow was willing to sleep with him.

Clint: Natasha defected!

Peter: What do you mean, villains? I don't do villains. There's absolutely nothing to all of those rumors about me and the second Green Goblin. Harry and I were just friends. Very, very close friends who... um. That was before he was a villain so it doesn't count! And Felicia wasn't really a supervillain. She was just... morally ambiguous.

Clint: Damn. You've had sex with more people than I have.

Peter: I didn't want to. Felicia wouldn't leave me alone and she has these, I mean, her costume is all *makes hourglass hand gesture*

Peter: Do you think Daredevil has ever been with a woman? Uh I mean villain.

Clint: Electra.

Peter: Wasn't she a skrull?

Clint: I don't think she was at the time and- Do skrulls have genders?

Hank: depends on the plot contrivances.

Peter: Do you think Dr.Strange gets to do it with tentacles?

Clint: I don't want to know /why/ or /how/ you got to that thought. So I'm just going to turn around and- wait no. I am going to remain facing you at all times as I back out of the room.

Hank: I've always preferred the use of size alteration to spice things up.

Peter: two words. Web Fluid.

Hank: You are going to show me how to make that one day right?

Jan: I don't care how interesting you think insects are. I am not going to use spiderwebs as sex toys.

Hank: I wasn't actually thinking about sex. I just want to know how he manages to make it stay liquid in the containers and then harden on contact with oxygen. And also how the hell he ever managed to make a chemical spray duplicate the different textures of spidersilk -- it shouldn't be possible to do that with a single solution. You'd need at least two kinds of web fluids for the sticky and non-sticky threads...

Everyone else: *eyes glazed over*

Hank: Um. Sex. Right. How about manifesting the antennae during sex?

Jan: There's a reason leave those things off even when I shrink down. The wings are fun. The antennae get in the way.

i just... have ... no idea how this conversation came about...

::thinks::

wait... nevermind... this is cap_ironman and i brought up ambiguous sexual innuendos...

*all of the above* HILARIOUS by the way :P

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