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Alphabet Challenge: Kinks
TITLE: Kinks
AUTHOR: Nix (keparker AT shaw DOT ca)
FANDOM/COMIC TITLE: Avengers
CHARACTERS/PAIRING: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark (Captain America/Iron Man)
CATEGORY: Slash
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 300 even. (By accident!)
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: Musings on Steve and Tony's sexual compatibility.
DISCLAIMER: Not mine. Not making money.
ARCHIVE Y/N: Yes, of course, to anyone who wants it. (Although I'd appreciate it if non-"Tales Of Suspense" folks drop me a quick note to tell me where the story is going.)
NOTES: I'm sorry, folks. I fully intended to write porn for this prompt. But when I saw down to do it, the muses abandoned me. :-( So you get a few paragraphs of "does this count as fic?" exposition that I've been pondering instead.
The gossip columns and tabloids speculate endlessly about Tony's sex life. The endless string of dates inspired one of two reactions: either he's easily bored and therefore in need of exotic entertainment, or he's wildly sexually adventurous and quickly scares off his bedmates. It doesn't matter than Tony had only actually slept with a handful of people. Okay, maybe two handfuls. The point is, the media is utterly convinced that his bedroom antics could put an adult video store out of business if only there were tapes.
This made the reactions interesting when he and Steve went public with their relationship, because half the media seemed to think that Captain America didn't even know what sex was. After the first storm of confusion was over, the gossips settled into a series of "stories" which revealed Tony's increasingly bizarre kinks one at a time and predicted, each and every time, that Steve was absolutely, definitely, on the verge of leaving him this time.
But months went by and Steve didn't go anywhere. Finally, some mysterious tabloid threshold was reached and the stories started speculating on what bizarre kinks Steve must have to keep Tony interested for so long.
The truth is, Steve is damn near as vanilla as everyone thinks. He has a more than aesthetic appreciation for certain items out of Tony's wardrobe, he loves dirty talk (even though he has to be on the verge of coming before he can reciprocate), and he's willing to indulge Tony in a little light bondage. That's about it.
But the dictionary definition of "kink" is "bizarre or unconventional sexual preferences." In that sense Steve has one huge kink, a kink that, for Tony, dwarfs all other kinks.
He wants to be with Tony just because it's him. Steve doesn't need anything else.
--End--
AUTHOR: Nix (keparker AT shaw DOT ca)
FANDOM/COMIC TITLE: Avengers
CHARACTERS/PAIRING: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark (Captain America/Iron Man)
CATEGORY: Slash
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 300 even. (By accident!)
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: Musings on Steve and Tony's sexual compatibility.
DISCLAIMER: Not mine. Not making money.
ARCHIVE Y/N: Yes, of course, to anyone who wants it. (Although I'd appreciate it if non-"Tales Of Suspense" folks drop me a quick note to tell me where the story is going.)
NOTES: I'm sorry, folks. I fully intended to write porn for this prompt. But when I saw down to do it, the muses abandoned me. :-( So you get a few paragraphs of "does this count as fic?" exposition that I've been pondering instead.
The gossip columns and tabloids speculate endlessly about Tony's sex life. The endless string of dates inspired one of two reactions: either he's easily bored and therefore in need of exotic entertainment, or he's wildly sexually adventurous and quickly scares off his bedmates. It doesn't matter than Tony had only actually slept with a handful of people. Okay, maybe two handfuls. The point is, the media is utterly convinced that his bedroom antics could put an adult video store out of business if only there were tapes.
This made the reactions interesting when he and Steve went public with their relationship, because half the media seemed to think that Captain America didn't even know what sex was. After the first storm of confusion was over, the gossips settled into a series of "stories" which revealed Tony's increasingly bizarre kinks one at a time and predicted, each and every time, that Steve was absolutely, definitely, on the verge of leaving him this time.
But months went by and Steve didn't go anywhere. Finally, some mysterious tabloid threshold was reached and the stories started speculating on what bizarre kinks Steve must have to keep Tony interested for so long.
The truth is, Steve is damn near as vanilla as everyone thinks. He has a more than aesthetic appreciation for certain items out of Tony's wardrobe, he loves dirty talk (even though he has to be on the verge of coming before he can reciprocate), and he's willing to indulge Tony in a little light bondage. That's about it.
But the dictionary definition of "kink" is "bizarre or unconventional sexual preferences." In that sense Steve has one huge kink, a kink that, for Tony, dwarfs all other kinks.
He wants to be with Tony just because it's him. Steve doesn't need anything else.
--End--
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his bedroom antics could put an adult video store out of business if only there were tapes.
I actually burst out laughing when I read that line. That is GOLD. And the media being confused about Captain America actually knowing what sex is was quite funny, and sadly, I can see that.
I suppose they can always blame Tony for being the evil seducer of one of their country's most important and beloved national icons.The last two lines were so sweet, because for Tony, that would be a big thing. Steve doesn't want him for his money, or just because he's a genius, or because he's famous, or anything else. He just loves Tony. The end.
Awwww. <3
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I'm supposed to discourage this? *grins* I keep (quietly!) hoping for a prequel to your tabloid series in which the tabloids lead to Tony and Steve getting together in the first place. :-D
"his bedroom antics could put an adult video store out of business if only there were tapes."
I actually burst out laughing when I read that line. That is GOLD.
*grins* I loved that line. I'm so glad it worked in the story!
And the media being confused about Captain America actually knowing what sex is was quite funny, and sadly, I can see that. I suppose they can always blame Tony for being the evil seducer of one of their country's most important and beloved national icons.
I bet there was a tabloid headline or two along those lines. Poor Steve. And now I have this mental image of him speaking to reporters for some reason, and the subject comes up, and he gets so frustrated that he bursts out with some sort of comment about the frequency and quality of the sex he and Tony have, and then is utterly mortified that he actually said that out loud...to reporters. And that night it's all over the news, and Steve refuses to come out of his and Tony's bedroom because he's so embarrassed, not realizing that this is just making all the other Avengers snicker even more, while providing additional material for teasing.
The last two lines were so sweet, because for Tony, that would be a big thing. Steve doesn't want him for his money, or just because he's a genius, or because he's famous, or anything else. He just loves Tony. The end.
It's kind of sad that this is so unusual for Tony, but as an author I kind of like it, because it makes his relationship with Steve that much more tender and special. *hugs the boys*
Thankee for your comments! :-) :-)