Fruits and Vegetables

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[Poll #1307701]Thanks!

Comments

[th3newblack.livejournal.com]

I'm amazed this post has some clear cut majority (and that i voted with it). shipfood!hivemind.

[neptunedream.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of genuinely spooked that there was a majority on this, and that I totally went with it without realizing...

[gogodgene.livejournal.com]

I totally voted Corn because of that one Marvel Adventures comic.

[cosmicbiscuit.livejournal.com]

He's so a tater.

What's this? I missed some crack?

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

What fic is this for? ...and is it just me, or did Steve get a lot more phallic vegetables in his options?

...and if this was the 1980s

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

Was it the 1980s...? Tony would have been the kiwi. Ridiculously furry on the outside, sour and sweet on the inside.

[ani-bester.livejournal.com]

Ok now if this doesn't show some inner consensus about Steve's character I don't know what does.

Granted I said he was a beet . . .
I don't know it beets make me think of the army which make me think of Steve.
Corn makes me think of my mother, who is not Steve.

I had to put Tony as a Strawberry, just because . . .
I feel like there is a metaphor here for relating somehow to how QUICKLY strawberries turn icky. Seriously one minute fine, the next black and gooey and OMG WHAT HAPPENED. That needs to relate to Tony somehow.

[bitchy-merlin.livejournal.com]

So um. I originally said Tony should be a dragon fruit just because of the name, but now I'm leaning towards Prickly Pear because of the T.S. Eliot reference.

i know you know my reasoning for Steve=corn. Thanks to the above comments, I am now incapable of not thinking dirty thoughts on that subject.

[thisfishflies.livejournal.com]

Damn, I totally missed corn on there. That is the most perfect thing, ever.

What is more all-American than corn?
Maybe cranberries or syphilis.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

If Cap is a carrot, then he can be CAPTAIN CARROT!!!

Ba-bum-bum-ching!