ext_18423 ([identity profile] simmysim.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] cap_ironman2009-05-25 10:58 pm

Marvel Team Up V3 issues 1-6: IMAGE HEAVY.

This is one of my all-time favorite comics ever, very full of Steve/Tony, but as I mention it in passing to people, I realize it's not all that well known. So, stop me if you've heard this one.



ONE MORNING the Fantastic Four eats breakfast, as they tend to do, and their home is busted in by a screaming cloaked figure:



as screaming cloaked figures tend to do.

Because all attempts of tricking you into believing this is regular business would fail miserably, as I'm pulling it out for selective reading, I'll just cut to the chase, after a grand battle:



HOLY FUCKING BALLS AMIRITE.



IAMRITE.

Tony's beautiful face what happened to it tony





He beats them pretty bad and oh man this is the worst. Just the worst. There's no way it could get any more worst than it



DDDDDDDD:



The power source he detected is a character we'll meet later, who is currently being attacked by the Hulk, and Tony goes to save him!



Wowie, maybe he's not all that bad? He's still a Tony Stark we know at his core, a good and decent



DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: oh frick no we were right the first time, he is ugly and evil

So he gets the kid (who is a total snot, I'm not sure if any of the scans I'm going to show you properly details it, but he is)



I see you eyeing that phone young man perhaps you are thinking of calling a certain teacher of yours named Peter Parker who you figured out is Spiderman. That would be a wise move.





MEANWHILE X-23 happened to be staring at the right screen when the blip of energy was detected at the mansion. Which leads to:



Der's a fight

JUST THEN
Cap and Natasha are on the Helicarrier and learn about what's happening. Cap's reaction is pretty non-existent, but here's some delicious man meat anyways:


Nnngkjfdgkj look at that back, jesus

lol AND THEN

omgomgomg




lol right to the face, goddamn

SPEAKING OF FACES gkljadgfkl;da









LOL D:



noble last words.





Second favorite page in the whole thing~



First favorite:



A date <3<3<3<3 AAAND that's the end of the first Evil Tony adventure! I was going to include the second one in this post, but this has gotten kind of ridiculously long, so I'll do that like tomorrow or something. : )


Note: This is a lot of scans, but all this was over the course of 6 issues, so I think I did pretty good?


BUY IT HERE:
1-6 7-13 14-18 19-25
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[personal profile] valtyr 2009-05-26 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, sure, that's what Crazy Evil Tony is pretending.

Any minute now he will smile and get up and they'll go fight some bad guys, just like when... when Steve was alive SAME AS HE IS NOW.

[identity profile] kijikun.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
This possible break my brain more than the fact I plotted a Mirror!verse fic last night.
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[personal profile] valtyr 2009-05-26 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey hey now. Vampire Steve, right? How does Fury's blood smell?

[identity profile] kijikun.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve refuses to answer that.
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[personal profile] valtyr 2009-05-26 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Does Tony now insist on screening employees by blood type? NO-ONE WITH A+ ANYWHERE IN THE SAME BUILDING AS STEVE.

[identity profile] kijikun.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well Tony hasn't clued in quite yet, but he's close to it. And they're in the Avengers mansion in this. Tony's is mostly D: because Steve keeps going and sleeping on the helicarrier and Tony is starting to think he and Fury have something going on (other than the fact Steve keeps pinning him to the practice maps and sniffing his throat).

Jan has actually guessed correctly what Steve's problem is but no one believe her Twilight reading self.
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[personal profile] valtyr 2009-05-26 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds hysterical. I am definitely looking forward to it. GO JAN. SKIN OF A KILLER!

I would just like to remind you about the extremely large blood vessels that are close to the surface of the inner thigh. In case they had slipped your mind.

[identity profile] kijikun.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehe. I know. The first time Steve drinks Tony's blood will be from his wrist though. Steve has...issues with drinking blood from people. And considering he was raised in a time where the idea of a 'good' vampire was no existent. Sometimes Steve doubts he has a soul.

Like really strong manly sweat, and cigars

[identity profile] hohaiyee.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Drinking it will give vampires lung cancer.
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Re: Like really strong manly sweat, and cigars

[personal profile] valtyr 2009-05-26 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Like licking an ashtray. Bleagh.